@RussellsBarbershopQuartet This is a city that had penis shaped pavestones in the roads that pointed to the nearest brothel
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet when i was a teen i got in trouble with my teacher for knowing who priapus was
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet all I can think of now is the term "Duck-Billed Priapus"
chillin in the voice chat with flowless and the crew, come check it out
scientists: probably no one died while jacking off in pompeii
the romans: this is Priapus. he's the god of having a huge fucking boner. he was originally Greek but we loved him so much we adopted him as our own
idk who needs to hear this but you dont actually need to be the best at playing that video game you like. you can play it sub-optimally. you can even not finish it and still say you like it. you're free now
scientists try to tell me "it's just an effect of the instant pyroclastic rigor mortis" as if that proves that they weren't jacking it. frankly I find the idea that literally no one was masturbating in a city of 10,000 people kinda far fetched. statistically at least one of them was wanking when they died
im streaming farming simulator 17 but it should be called bowel stimulator 2020
@flowless2 look at all this unpaid volunteer work we're making our employees do so they can have an hr department and a break room, where's our tax break?!
i’m blue da ba dee da ba die
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(for disclosure i am white)
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