INSIDE FISHSTICKS, OUTSIDE TARTER SAUCE
he/him
Me scrolling through the TL while coffee is in my system
@galaxybrain he’s so right and also smart and also attractive
zootles have you ever seen guillermo del toro's tweets about breaking bad/bcs
Latino Batman: uyyyyyyyy que rico 😋
Latino Joker laughing maniacally: hahahahaHahahahah…. Cuatro Leches.. 🍰
Growing my hair out so God has a hard time animating my hair like SSJ3 Goku
“The Vaping Fetuses” is lowkey a sick band name
Saw this guy in a Tesla and he did not look cool at all in any capacity.
Doing 400 TikTok dances to save America
Need more weed
America really is the “it’s with a heavy heart” head ass poster of the world
a bunch of gun toting hicks who believe in spaghetti monster and large scale protests for basic rights - what could go wrong??
Crazy good timing on this toot IMHO. Pheww 😮💨
[nation slowly inching into fascism]
Me: SQUID GAMES 2 SQUID GSMES 2!!!bbb!
this milf just hit me with a command grab
Ummm what is America doing
lol
RIP PAUL WALKER
lmfao
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