Zaddy long legs. @yo@monads.online
INSIDE FISHSTICKS, OUTSIDE TARTER SAUCE
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Joined Jan 2021
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bangs done nicely on purpose to look nice 
bangs done fucked up on purpose to look bad 
I dig Tove Lo’s fucked up bangs
Mastodon apps: badge notification vewy hard 👉👈🥺
Do not DM me your wholes
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hate living in a fascist state where i can’t all nilly Willy walk into a gas station and buy candy and a wheat >:O
Zaddy long legs.
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@yo weather forecasters should be stopped
Zaddy long legs.
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feed
don’t eat the cake
don’t eat the cake
don’t eat the cake
Zaddy long legs.
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i just dm'd myself 'shut the fuck up' and i want to publicly say that i will not be doing this, thank you
Zaddy long legs.
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local admin managed a tiny bit of balcony time today to gothly celebrate the new instance
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It’s uh *squints* Hog Thursday
[me doubling down into my idiocy]
my friend: ur genius man wtf
me: 0.o
image description (I forgot lmfao)
Walter white and Jesse out in the desert and he’s wearing a vampire outfit and he’s saying “yo mr white. Where’s your costume it’s freakin Halloween bitch”
google is good at making shoddy garbage
INSIDE FISHSTICKS, OUTSIDE TARTER SAUCE
he/him
Joined Jan 2021
