Hello masto babes hope ur having a chill Friday night

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taking my parents to family therapy. we talk for a while and then the therapist rolls out from under the couch, wiping off a wrench with a shop rag and says look, i could write an estimate but i'm gonna be honest with you, kid. it'd be cheaper just to go to the dealer and get new ones

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Twin peaks is fun and all but if a bunch of PNW white people start talking about a white lodge it's time to get out of town

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had a dream where nora was piloting a cargo plane and there was a fighter pilot chasing us. i told her to fly all crazy, just all over the place, so it would be hard for him to follow, and she was like, uh yeah, you mean evasive maneuvers? i learned those in pilot school trish 🙄

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open up my egirl eyes/ cause im mr brightside

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@PhoebeWallerPalladino @williamjoel

holy smokes it's great! also good eye makeup for the impromptu photoshoot.

you see yourself going back to this person from here on out?

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@williamjoel i'd respect amazon more if they'd just built a fucking megablock in slu. at least it'd be honest.

We live in the future and it fucking sucks ass mostly

The OC is written by Boomers spiritually if not literally

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