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*chuckles*
"no no, Father Longlegs is my sire. Call me Daddy."

when i say someone is silly, what i really mean is "lmao you fucking fool"

i'm just gonna say capcom characters are from mortal kombat and netherrealm characters are from street fighter now

@swiff SPELLCASTER PLEASE MAKE KABAL FROM STREET FIGHTER WIELD TWO OF THESE (don't actually do this, it's not worth our time, lol)

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lifting the mystique 

i know he's from mortal kombat

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kabal from street fighter except instead of hookblades he has those funky back massagers to hit knots that you can't reach

how can i portmanteau sports and spoilers. spoitlers? lol

"either be nice and wash them--" LMAO IS IT NICE TO LEAVE THEM FOR ME TO DEAL WITH, MOTHERFUCKER?!

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i hate that i have to be restrained. if i had my way, i'd say "clean up your fucking dishes, asshole. am i your fucking maid? you're my age, act like it"

no i'm not transcribing this one, it's just stupid bullshit anyway

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i pulled out ye olde "Hope this helps!" on a roommate

mh--- 

i am at my wits end, work is god awful with as few people we have and the fucking ungrateful dogshit public, and we're down a person again because of covid. UGHUGHRTEIOUGHNOWIERNGQWOP){IETGN!@{)I*O#TNFO(){@W$EUINBGT{@(OQW*"E$IWHNGTBF

i'm serious, i could really use help. i haven't swapped providers in almost a decade and i don't know what's worthwhile in the least. i'm on a budget if that narrows anything down, i'm in a real bind here

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hey what's a solid cellular provider in the us, mine is failing me enormously and i am out of patience and livid. i already have an unlocked phone if that can make my life easier, i don't need a new one

well it seems i accidentally harassed some discord friends, lmao, my b

yo i could in universe easily have nazis to slaughter in my game and life sucks and my players deserve to pretend someone other than bj blazkowicz can get in on the action too

the supervisor i worked with yesterday tested positive. i get to keep working with a mask (in humid heat :jerry: ) unless i feel ill. fuck this country

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people wonder "why aren't people working?" and this is why. because the public i work with can be god damn unhinged

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