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hey maybe don't follow me if you don't have pronouns in your bio

and i might not accept your follow request if we haven't interacted much

If you dont eat teeth, or support my freedom to eat teeth, get off my blog!

Libs love to essentialize gender to genitals in a feminist way

people here are merely helping each other when the government fucking won't

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covid, + 

im eligible for the vaccine some time between april and june!!!

hot take but streaming services were only good when they were basically Netflix's monopoly and so you had one place you could go to for everything. a million different separate solutions makes the overall streaming economy significantly worse. instead of embracing capitalist competition and this more "decentralized" world we have now with a hundred different subscription services, we should have simply recognized Netflix as a public good and nationalized it

acknowledging that money exists is bourgeoise, if u cant sustain your material needs on theory alone ur counter-revolutionary

truly incredible that i get to sleep with women and have it be gay

having my cake (pussy) and eating it too!

the doctor: are you sexually active?

me: yes

the doctor: are you on birth control?

me: … no

the doctor: is there any chance you could be pregnant?

me: none

the doctor: how do you know that for sure

me: … the only penetrative sex I have with my man involves me wearing a strapon

the doctor:

me:

the doctor:

the doctor: how, uh, out of curiosity… how did you bring up pegging to him

*big nerdlord fantasy writer voice* magic is real but it functions like actuary science

Make one pro-child miners toot and yuo get canceled--maenwhile everyone's cool witb the HORSEFUCKER

my gender is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed gender is commemorated here... nothing of gender is here

in the beginning there was the word, and the word was with the bird, and the bird was the word

nothing else screamed “these are the beverages for the Reagan times” as the Like Cola branding, tho

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having premartial sex (fuckin before we ride into battle)

having premartial sex (fuckin before we ride into battle)

neck... back... pussy... crack... long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

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