lexi (classic recipe) @velexiraptor@monads.online

"I will take you under my wing and teach you how not to look so gay, completely from scratch, because I know you can't do makeup or dress yourself or else you wouldn't look so gay"

no thank you no thank you no thank you no th

cishet white women in their forties are Clippy for gender

@rigatonimonster are you even a real morgsvrldhead if you can't tell them apart by vibes alone

what if they made a stealth game that actually wanted you to play it

dishonored gives you like 8 lethal weapons and one nonlethal. if you want to do the good ending you have exactly two tools to get it

Ah. This explains a lot https://www.interweave.com/article/knitting/knitting-with-adhd/

"What if... Time... Wasn't like, a fixed thing... Except also it was..." Damn. Mind blown.

"The living alien device! It's breaking down reality and narrative structure! Bet you've never seen something like this before!" Mm-hmm, right...

ah yes

this seems like a sustainable state of affairs

I sure am glad that the incoming president has concrete plans to address rent/mortgage payments under Covid

*touches earpiece*

ah, my mistake, he does not

uhhh ethics. seems pretty easy. don't do bad things. try to do good things. always suck cops off. there, solved it

for people who are taking/have taken exogenous testosterone:

were you told it would/might make you more aggressive or coconfrontational, and did it?