riley (blaseball simp) @velexiraptor@monads.online
- alexis riley
- she/her (p = 0.05)
- 22
- years old
- location
- my den of sapphic iniquity
- my ttrpg blog
- https://crateredland.blogspot.com/
professaur of dinosaur necromancy at the university of shit
office hours are never.
i curve down.
im the only one who gets to pass in this lecture hall.
nonbinary butch lesbian
Joined Jul 2020
Pinned toot
hey maybe don't follow me if you don't have pronouns in your bio
and i might not accept your follow request if we haven't interacted much
do not mistake me for someone safe
riley (blaseball simp)
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If you dont eat teeth, or support my freedom to eat teeth, get off my blog!
riley (blaseball simp)
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Libs love to essentialize gender to genitals in a feminist way
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week long (3/7-3/14) amazon boycott planned in response to union busting efforts in alabama
https://peoplesdispatch.org/2021/03/05/week-long-boycott-of-amazon-planned-over-union-busting-attempts-in-alabama/
riley (blaseball simp)
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people here are merely helping each other when the government fucking won't
covid, +
im eligible for the vaccine some time between april and june!!!
my gender is whatever the girl im into is into
riley (blaseball simp)
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hot take but streaming services were only good when they were basically Netflix's monopoly and so you had one place you could go to for everything. a million different separate solutions makes the overall streaming economy significantly worse. instead of embracing capitalist competition and this more "decentralized" world we have now with a hundred different subscription services, we should have simply recognized Netflix as a public good and nationalized it
acknowledging that money exists is bourgeoise, if u cant sustain your material needs on theory alone ur counter-revolutionary
truly incredible that i get to sleep with women and have it be gay
having my cake (pussy) and eating it too!
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the doctor: are you sexually active?
me: yes
the doctor: are you on birth control?
me: … no
the doctor: is there any chance you could be pregnant?
me: none
the doctor: how do you know that for sure
me: … the only penetrative sex I have with my man involves me wearing a strapon
the doctor:
me:
the doctor:
the doctor: how, uh, out of curiosity… how did you bring up pegging to him
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*big nerdlord fantasy writer voice* magic is real but it functions like actuary science
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Make one pro-child miners toot and yuo get canceled--maenwhile everyone's cool witb the HORSEFUCKER
my gender is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed gender is commemorated here... nothing of gender is here
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in the beginning there was the word, and the word was with the bird, and the bird was the word
riley (blaseball simp)
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nothing else screamed “these are the beverages for the Reagan times” as the Like Cola branding, tho
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having premartial sex (fuckin before we ride into battle)
having premartial sex (fuckin before we ride into battle)
riley (blaseball simp)
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tennis is the premarital sex of sports
neck... back... pussy... crack... long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
- alexis riley
- she/her (p = 0.05)
- 22
- years old
- location
- my den of sapphic iniquity
- my ttrpg blog
- https://crateredland.blogspot.com/
professaur of dinosaur necromancy at the university of shit
office hours are never.
i curve down.
im the only one who gets to pass in this lecture hall.
nonbinary butch lesbian
Joined Jul 2020
