riley (immersive simp) @velexiraptor@monads.online

Nobody has ever shoplifted food and if you thought you saw someone doing it one time you were wrong and you definitely did not

i don't think i've witnessed any more satisfying self-own before or since

i often think about that one guy on here who was being so pretentious that he ended up saying "you clearly haven't even read Siddon"

Do…, do y’all remember when i was going off about christian witches the other day? Because

i killed harry potter's parents

cuck shark NATO

cucksharknado

the delicious irony: creators of industrial language models are now worried about no longer being able to use the web as their "commons" (i.e. other people's labor that they appropriate and commercialize) because their own outputs are "polluting" it (via https://mailchi.mp/jack-clark/import-ai-266-deepmind-looks-at-toxic-language-models-how-translation-systems-can-pollute-the-internet-why-ai-can-make-local-councils-better)

not content with creating a never ending garbage outputting engine, machine learning researchers are now creating an ouroboros of garbage

@vriskommunism@girlcock.club is not investment capital the true humanity, and therefore the most deserving of human rights?

So that chinese real estate company that's turned out to have large enough debts to make investors piss their pants, is there a compelling reason to think that their bankruptcy will affect literally anyone who isn't rich enough to be a property speculator?

why wasn't i a game developer in 2009 so i could release a dog shit co-op zombie shooter game on steam for 10 dollars and sell 3 million copies

i guess machine learning researchers are complaining that machine generated content is throwing off their training corpus and i'm laughing my ass off