power move: trying to lick the runny egg yolk off the breakfast plate... while dank is still eating

monads is a free speech instance. you are free to say anything i agree with, and otherwise i will ban you

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once again dankwraith is blaming an innocent woman and adorable cat for their own moderation failures.

if dankwraith doesnt feed me sardines tonight that account is gone

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Upset and betrayed to learn that @ume has been intercepting my poster's license renewal cheques

one time i bit right through dankwraith's laptop charger cable because they weren't getting up to feed me breakfast fast enough. that's the kind of energy i will be bringing to running this instance

i will give mod powers to whoever lets me eat a slice of cake

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monads.online

monads.online is a community for goth nerds, aka people who are interested in the intersections of math, art, programming, philosophy, and related topics. this does not include your techbro ass. we also enjoy a healthy amount of shitposting. if you are a techno-materialist, technocrat, or some flavor of capitalist, don't even bother applying. if you are interested in an account please fill out an application, detailing why you are interested in joining, what you have to bring to the community, and your prior, if any, accounts on the fediverse.