ume

power move: trying to lick the runny egg yolk off the breakfast plate... while dank is still eating

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ume

last thing u see before u are banned

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ume

monads is a free speech instance. you are free to say anything i agree with, and otherwise i will ban you

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Guppy BoI

@ume :guppy:​ !!!

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ume

nya~!

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Common Lawrence

once again dankwraith is blaming an innocent woman and adorable cat for their own moderation failures.

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ume

if dankwraith doesnt feed me sardines tonight that account is gone

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i'm gonna ban you

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Stoic Disrespecter

Upset and betrayed to learn that @ume has been intercepting my poster's license renewal cheques

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ume

:gatopensa:​

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ume

one time i bit right through dankwraith's laptop charger cable because they weren't getting up to feed me breakfast fast enough. that's the kind of energy i will be bringing to running this instance

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ume

bow before my fluffy majesty

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ume

i will give mod powers to whoever lets me eat a slice of cake

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do i know you?

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gonzo

for too long we have been denied

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ume

i heard you freaks want a new admin

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