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hardest jumping puzzle in the game COMPLETE

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could god create a queen that could out-slay him? that could serve fiercer cunt than he ever could?

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@FirstProgenitor theyre a healer what do you expect them to do

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at this point i have to assume melissa only hates the british the way i hate anime

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a list actor jensen ackles

colonizers dividing up africa voice: we should base the dividing lines of political regions based on what looks sort of geographically pleasant and organized on a world map

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Glaze Lily

@FirstProgenitor Mika. I'm begging you. Let the demons in this game rest. Intentionally or not, you need to stop summoning them

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let it be known that i have NEVER been sexually attracted to the monkeys from btd6. never ever.

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bow ties are cool

@ArachnoCommunist a right nasty cunt you are! clobber that knob i say!

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the dragon gay

Wait this is all just Melissa

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I had to change my avatar and display name in case anyone thought I was being a follower. I refuse to conform!

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gerald

im an uber driver now

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melee tourney in pin :ms_crow:

@zorotl we need to mobilize the national guard to shovel chicken wings into my mouth

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oi love that really jellies my eels

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Josie, horns haver

I'm going back to tumblr, there's less dr who there

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@EmptyLullaby @ultraviolet oh bloody hell the queen erself! in my mentions! well apologies ma''am but ive always wanted to ask did old philly give sloppy toppy or did he give the cleanie weenie

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that being said i'd defect away from the USA if you offered me like, a ham sandwich on fluffy white bread. during passover.

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Have I gotten wasted while dressed up like a Homestuck troll? Do bears shit in the woods?

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blades in the park (sexy)

@ultraviolet @RussellsBarbershopQuartet this is the most terrifying thing ive ever been accused of

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@byttyrs mads i am a thirty one year old homosexual do you really think im unaware of how cock cages work

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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet \*pained frown* you could roll over and die for your crimes against my retinas

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@EmptyLullaby allo allo alice me pal wot can i do for ya

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Mads "CIAddy's Girl" Viande

Melissa you can pee in a cock cage

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