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could god create a queen that could out-slay him? that could serve fiercer cunt than he ever could?

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at this point i have to assume melissa only hates the british the way i hate anime

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colonizers dividing up africa voice: we should base the dividing lines of political regions based on what looks sort of geographically pleasant and organized on a world map

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@FirstProgenitor Mika. I'm begging you. Let the demons in this game rest. Intentionally or not, you need to stop summoning them

let it be known that i have NEVER been sexually attracted to the monkeys from btd6. never ever.

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I had to change my avatar and display name in case anyone thought I was being a follower. I refuse to conform!

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@zorotl we need to mobilize the national guard to shovel chicken wings into my mouth

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I'm going back to tumblr, there's less dr who there

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@EmptyLullaby @ultraviolet oh bloody hell the queen erself! in my mentions! well apologies ma''am but ive always wanted to ask did old philly give sloppy toppy or did he give the cleanie weenie

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that being said i'd defect away from the USA if you offered me like, a ham sandwich on fluffy white bread. during passover.

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Have I gotten wasted while dressed up like a Homestuck troll? Do bears shit in the woods?

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@byttyrs mads i am a thirty one year old homosexual do you really think im unaware of how cock cages work

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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet \*pained frown* you could roll over and die for your crimes against my retinas

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