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i hate this youtube poop. theres clearly been too much time and effort put into it

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going to the post office tomorrow, if anyone wants a little polymer desk toy they're up at skull.supply/

they did teach us how to be allies to our bosses though

when the university career development was prepping us for internships i extremely noticed that they absolutely did not mention any rights and protection systems for us.

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thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight
thats me in the combination corner and spotlight

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"This is Panic! At the laundromat, you have to fight the problem at its source

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i want a girl with long-lasting foundation
who's tall
and grey
and sharp on the sides
i want a girl who is a brutalist building
who builds up slowly
and has people inside

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i'd gladly light myself on fire if it meant it would stop the abuse of our current ecosystem but i think a lot of people already tried that and they just ended up on tumblr aesthetic blogs and forever 21 tshirts

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dermatologist: so what brought you in today
me: my face is ribbed for her pleasure
derm: what
me: and it hurts

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my phone autocorrected "obscure" to "o superman" 😎​

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my dziadek is the best friend ive ever had i love him so much and sometimes when i think about him i start crying. hes so special. i love him. i love him so much

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STORYTIME ABOUT MY GRANDAD

Doctor in 1974: your ankylosing spondilitis will calcify you into a fetal position in the next five years.

Dziadek in 1999: hmmm today i think i will build an entire house with my best friend

Doctor in 1999: according to these trauma x-rays you will never walk again

Dziadek in 2000: Hey kiddo Im driving to the north pole alone in my minivan and im gonna bring you back a wolf ok? (he did, giant plushie)

Doctor in 2004: in your condition,,,, you're going where now? ???

Dziadek: Serbia. its all fucked up with war and the kids need food and toys and medicine. bye

Doctor in 2018: you have prostate cancer and 6 months to live tops

Dziadek in 2020: hey sweetie im at a BLM protest right now with the other retirees can i call you back

Dziadek in 2021: hey there goomba how ya doin. do you wanna play DnD

Dziadek in 2999 probably: hey darlin calling from beyond both our graves to check in with you. what kinda mischief u doin

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why didnt they just call it disco disco revolysium

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game designer1 : "we'll have a skeleton"
game designer 2: "yeah a lady skeleton"
game designer 1 + 2 in unison: "how big should her boobs be?"

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