stong bag @tyl@monads.online

toad in the oven

Updated my commission menu! Take a peek maybe? #BrynnDraws #Art #kofi #commission `

http://ko-fi.com/brynndraws/commissions

going to the post office tomorrow, if anyone wants a little polymer desk toy they're up at https://www.skull.supply/

thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight
thats me in the combination corner and spotlight

"This is Panic! At the laundromat, you have to fight the problem at its source

love u

i want a girl with long-lasting foundation
who's tall
and grey
and sharp on the sides
i want a girl who is a brutalist building
who builds up slowly
and has people inside

i'd gladly light myself on fire if it meant it would stop the abuse of our current ecosystem but i think a lot of people already tried that and they just ended up on tumblr aesthetic blogs and forever 21 tshirts

dermatologist: so what brought you in today
me: my face is ribbed for her pleasure
derm: what
me: and it hurts

exploding dick. hope this helps

my phone autocorrected "obscure" to "o superman" 😎​

my dziadek is the best friend ive ever had i love him so much and sometimes when i think about him i start crying. hes so special. i love him. i love him so much

STORYTIME ABOUT MY GRANDAD

Doctor in 1974: your ankylosing spondilitis will calcify you into a fetal position in the next five years.

Dziadek in 1999: hmmm today i think i will build an entire house with my best friend

Doctor in 1999: according to these trauma x-rays you will never walk again

Dziadek in 2000: Hey kiddo Im driving to the north pole alone in my minivan and im gonna bring you back a wolf ok? (he did, giant plushie)

Doctor in 2004: in your condition,,,, you're going where now? ???

Dziadek: Serbia. its all fucked up with war and the kids need food and toys and medicine. bye

Doctor in 2018: you have prostate cancer and 6 months to live tops

Dziadek in 2020: hey sweetie im at a BLM protest right now with the other retirees can i call you back

Dziadek in 2021: hey there goomba how ya doin. do you wanna play DnD

Dziadek in 2999 probably: hey darlin calling from beyond both our graves to check in with you. what kinda mischief u doin

why didnt they just call it disco disco revolysium

game designer1 : "we'll have a skeleton"
game designer 2: "yeah a lady skeleton"
game designer 1 + 2 in unison: "how big should her boobs be?"

i'll rest when i'm wicked

your desire