Horseshoe theory but it's just a toilet seat with Tushy Bidets on the Left and InfoWars Tactical Taint Wipes on the Right
Owning the tankies by taking shitlib literally
the doctor looks at the ultrasound and tells us that we're going to have the type of guy who thinks it's gay to wipe your ass
I got Jess a job with me. Which means it pays above minimum wage and isn't delivery!
anyways, she just got the job, so she won't be getting a paycheck before rent is in.
And well, besides me, there's also her spouse London, and their child I love more than anything, Lucille.
If anyone could help them out, that would be amazing
for me, and for her.
Thank you <3
@londonshine for venmo (0309 if prompted)
$glamorshark for cashapp
someday I'll write a meaningful bio
18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
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