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<biography>
I am kind
I am a tankie
I am extremely weird
I will most likely repulse you in some way
I CW my weirdness
Don't make your disgust my problem
</biography>

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@transclosure there's a composite a few posts up, i've also did this subject w the fisheye before

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Wow that's the most vegan thing I've done after going at it for 3 years.

My bag of kale went bad in the fridge and I was super upset. Who the fuck nearly cries "waaah I wanted kale with dinner"

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we've successfully memed Jared Leto into another paycheck

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morbius is getting a sequel now.... the jokes are no longer funny

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so, i've been hating on DAWs since I can't get ableton to run on Linux-- and well...

I just made the best 11 seconds I have ever produced in audacity

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This reminds me of the time I was at the gamer night in college watching some dudes play MCU and one of the dudes missed his ultra and yelled I YIFFED IT instead of whiffed

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Type of guy who uses gay sex terminology for fighting games

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Grindr profile: versus but more of a bottom

... Are we gonna fuck or go to

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Will things get better?

Please boost for sample size.

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lucille is watching the 3D version of mewtwo strikes back and it's very interesting

her instinct for Mewtwo's pronouns were she/her

"why is she so mean? why is she destroying everything?"
"because the humans made them in that lab, so they have no mommies or daddies or any family to love them or teach them, so they're sad and confused"
"oh.. poor pokemon"

"why did she destroy that place?"
"because the human was taking advantage of them, making them hurt pokemon"
"oooo I'm glad she killed him"

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succumbing to the peer pressure from a group of vampires, morb mentality

absolutely horrid, do not open 

like zoink zoink zoink I'm a little zpiggie for Fred's Scooby snack Booty snatch Scoob

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'i'm not calling freddie's butthole a scooby snack' and other great phrases to look at at 10 am

Soundgarden voice
SPOONBOY
bend silverware with your mind
SAVE ME

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