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vegan food, awful, terrible, do not open 

@dankwraith hi I'm e-girl garten, welcome to another episode of the barefootpics contessa. today, we'll be making a dish that will surely poggers the entire family *ahegaos every taste test*

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I plugged my keyboard into some pedals and a tube amp, I love analog distortion~

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🐖 selfies 

we were raving to raise money for local animal shelters and I put this together last minute but it was a look

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@triz society has progressed to the point where getting a gf is a life event on par with buying a home or having a kid

if any more meta happens my home and local TL are going to look exactly the same

computer scientists: i have been trained to root out inefficiency and maximize work output

also computer scientists: this system where 90% of our field is effectively a patronage system for rich people to treat business investment as a lotto scratch off ticket is actually the best of all possible worlds

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computer science education: in this field we will teach you how to critically analyze systems and theorize effectively about efficiency and cost benefit tradeoffs. please dont apply this knowledge to politics or economy though :)

here's the hot take and i'm not convinced y'all are ready for this 

"i don't wanna think about [persistent race-related issues on the fedi] i just wanna post about how gay i am"
is covert white supremacy

responding "i'm white BUT ..." to That Poll is covert white supremacy

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white supremacy? in _your_ posts? it's more likely then you think
[free pc check]

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helpful chart

(there's no caption, sorry i'm on mobile @theimagecaptioner pls help,,,)

before posting, have the self awareness to ask: am i being a dumbass honky?

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look at this sweetheart to fall in love instantly!

I know it's not but it don't get more fine or femme than this in my neck of the woods

i'd rather see 500,000 shitposts about dicks and balls than a properly CW'ed 1/50 thread of paragraphs that seemingly wont go away

when you pick up a leaf to wipe with it it then it becomes technology and you cant use it.

skate dancing permathread 

idk where this choreography came from during the freestyle but I was really feeling the music... sometimes I pretend to be a figure skater lol

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skate dancing permathread 

i wish this wasn't in portrait but omggg I was so crispy

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