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Hey there, my name's Sage!! I'm a white transmasc NB person in my mid 20's, I post here mostly about bullshit but also animals too i guess.

Please DM me if you send me a follow request!! It doesn't have to be anything major, but at least introduce yourself. If i have requested to follow you first, you do not need to do this.

Please use my pronouns interchangeably, for example: "xe went to the store to get himself some food", "i went with xem to see a movie, he thought it was good"

Interaction is strongly encouraged but don't be a fucking dingus about it, and don't be horny at me

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Dog Pics, Thread 

hello i woke up this morning full of "I love my dog" juice so you guys get a thread of pictures of him i like

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Sage's Wondrous Pets, Rats 

Alright, staring us off is Stinker!!

Stinker was the first rat I ever had, she's a beige hooded standard rat

Stinker was actually intersex, which happens even rarer in female presenting rats than male presenting ones

Her favourite snack was those baby goldfish crackers, and once she shredded open one of the beds in her cage so badly that the whole thing filled with stuffing and she was very proud of herself

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⭐️Cool Rat Facts⭐️

-rats name their babies
-rats are ticklish and younger/baby rats like when you tickle them
-mother rats tickle and sing to their babies
-rats giggle when they are tickled
-you can teach rats to do tricks, and also litter box train them
-humans sense of taste is most identical to a rats
-rats want to hang out with you, they're curious about the world and also they want your attention

and most importantly:

❤️Rats love you❤️

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Rat pics, Devastatingly cute 

this is the best and cutest picture i ever took of a rat i used to have, her name is Violet

this is when she had her 11 babies, babies are about 6 days old in this picture

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mr. one year

Calling school “uni” is the #1 sign that your mind has been inflicted with The British Menace

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[BODH] Himalayan Sea Salt

"I'm a nationalist, not a fascist" sounds like "I'm not in the army, I'm in the marines." Why does this keep being brought up like it's a defense? You know the outcome is going to be the same, but now you're a pedant, too.

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a thing that kind of sucks about taking adderall is that i'm so used to self-medicating with caffeine, but you Really can't ingest the amount of caffeine i was in a day while taking adderall or it will hurt you

but also i still need a coffee to properly get my brain to function, so i'm down to drinking like 1 coffee a day but i always feel like i need more

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need coffee

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sid, but dad

warning: if you vape, robot monsters could be having cool battles with dubstep sound effects in your lungs

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Not actually a cat??

This shit happens again and again . Everytime somebody implies hanging out on 4chan or regularly using slurs is just a right of passage "everyone" goes through. Every time an ex-slurs slayer addresses us as if we should be impressed with them. Every time somebody talks about reaching out to Nazis to convert them or how they have Nazi friends they don't necessarily agree with on everything.

Not everybody can do that because some of us are the targets you absolute dipshit racists.

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selfsame

isolation is going well

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also my phone has started doing this thing where, when it's gonna rain or snow, i no longer have phone service

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i'm so fucking exhausted today

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white woman declaring the blacks unsafe, better run across the street to be safe,

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Some white people are so racist they really do forget that people who are targeted by Nazis are also sentient beings and not just theoretical p-zombies they can bring up to win or lose arguments.

If you can type "support somebody's right to be a Nazi" or words to that effect, you yourself are a Nazi no matter how you lie to yourself and your friends. Because it requires you to believe that a Black person or a Jewish person or a Romani person could either be supernaturally forgiving way beyond anything you can expect of a real human, or just not have internal thoughts and feelings at all.

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If you plaster your profile with nice slogans, and then talk like a Nazi, act like a Nazi, and are friends with Nazis, you are a motherfucking Nazi, don't fucking play.

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[MOD] lil bussy man

its actually really easy to not be weird online, you should try it sometime!

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If you feel more safe hanging out with Nazis than talking to a Black person, you are a motherfucking Nazi.

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CuttleWish

gonna wear more and more floral prints until someone is homophobic at me at which point i will ascend and smite them from the heavens

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👾Super Smash Bro👾

Hey guys, we need money for groceries. My husband has celiac so we specifically need to buy gluten free stuff, which isn't cheap.

We need about $150 to get his food and some necessities (milk, eggs, etc)

my commissions are open over on @muttmusk, otherwise anything helps!!

CashApp: $MuttMusk

Venmo: MuttMusk

Paypal: paypal.me/muttmusk

@mutualaid

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the high value sigma male has logged on

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hi its swiff

Broke: Lawful <-> Chaotic Axis

Woke: Stoic <-> Rowdy Axis

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google Orisha Land

I don't dislike anarchists, some of my best friends are anarchists, I dislike e-anarchists

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real tired of hearing people say shit like "crazy schizophrenic person" when describing
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