penelope @smelley@monads.online

hey y'all, I just made my first blog post! If you wanna read, and keep updated, I'll be posting here occasionally (probably once or twice a month) and trying to keep up with it <3 https://write.as/smelley/

I love god, I've never sinned

please dm or @ me before follow requesting, thanks

"it's easy, you just gotta be in the mood to do it 😏 "

me showing off my various rhythm game accomplishments

that's from me.... a squirtin' 😏

ya see them stains on there?

and that ain't pee, it's squirt

video games are so nice, why the fuck are they a dude thing? Dudes ruin them

the blunderbuss is simply a gaped shotgun

covergirl's marketing campaign is flawed as every woman is already easy, breezy, and beautiful :)

Loud and proud, these nuts don't back down.

pop locktober for christ

browsing the fedi is different when you're freeballin

you think if I went back in time and told leonard cohen about my scaly nuts he'd write me a song?

discuss

discuss

the noid with fat nuts

"We own half the world, oh say can you see? / And the name for our profits is democracy / So like it or not, you will have to be free / 'Cause we're the cops of the world, boys / We're the cops of the world"