took a very cool lady out for a range day and showed her how to safely handle and fire a firearm today and she did great 😊​

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If overpopulation was a real thing, there wouldn't be piles of rotting produce behind every grocery store

need to get a trim from a stylist who wont give me terf bangs

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"she's making me better," I repeat to myself while she swats and bruises my tits and menaces me with a paddle shaped like the 2001 a space odyssey obelisk

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we should bring back the antipope, whatever happened to that guy

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the feminine urge to vibe check a particularly eager and mouthy sub into next week with my hands

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my blossoming domme style is basically just being a girlboss yassified bully version of myself that sometimes does a little violation of the geneva conventions on torture (1944) and their added protocols (8 June 1977) to willing supplicants, as a treat

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i have a structured settlement (lifetime recipient of free mcdonalds apple pies per 1996 monopoly sweepstakes) and i need cash now

playing stellaris today and getting repeatedly owned by advanced AI

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help, help, they're granting my wish, oh noooooo

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