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i think my new plan to make a billion dollars on YouTube is I'm going to have bad opinions on video games while being a hot girl

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me and the cabal are gonna make that shit illegal when the snowflakes take over america

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basically you're not 'pro trans rights' if you don't match with me on dating apps

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guys that like me want to make me say 'wow you're so smart', when i want them to make me say 'haha' or 'hehe' or 'rumpelstiltskin'

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Curse you trans women, if it weren't for you I wouldn't have this disgusting bigotry for my girlfriend to discover and leave me over! This is all the fault of that accursed trans community!

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super mario bros is a videogame based on real events (italians existing)

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@goat I have good news for you about what happens in sunless skies

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Completely replacing the pattern matching part of my brain with the ability to detect loss.jpeg

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