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making my linkedin profile picture my face edited into goatse

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geet voice: *is muted and deafened but streaming video in the voice call*

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i’m non-binary until it’s ladies free till 11pm

yea u got ur nft at 23 but chief keef wrote love sosa at 16

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so the man with the yellow hat definitely had a past right

mr pisces is my dad, you can just call me pisces

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make your vote count but also make your count vote. bring dracula to the polling station

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i just learned that the guy ive been discussing bomb making and drug labs with is a federal agent, how cool is that?

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I have never simultaneously had blue hair and a bra. You are not allowed to have blue hair if you own a single bra.

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People with blue hair don't even own bras. They take your bra away when you dye it. I should know. Dying my hair blue made me trans.

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"Jesse, where the hell are we dropping?"
"At the Tilted Towers, Mr. White!"

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f(x,y) = ((-((y - x) * (x - 18))) / (((~y) % (x % x)) ^ (-(~y)))) % 7

Extent: 256x256 (scaled x2)

"Onebit" colouring scheme.

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lewd, food 

giving my dick an egg wash and coating it in panko

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