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if God isn't gay why does he keep filling me with piss

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why do you, as a man, "support" the troops? like a jockstrap?

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i actually would prefer if people didn't use my real name
don't feel like you have to apologize if you've done this, cause i know most people are fine with it and this is the first time im saying im not, i just wanna say im not

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a monad is when there's one of something. a dialectic is when there's two of something. research continues on whether there are more numbers

❌ dont send feet pics

✅ do send twinkling titanite

@pinkosock it appears to be the result of some long running gag where he and another twitter user pretended to be rabid stans of elevator companies otis and thyssenkrupp

the link in the username is an npr segment from 2003 about kid being killed by an elevator 

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my manager gave me the option to work tomorrow and i still don't know if I'm gonna take it

website made by someone who describes themself as "a dipshit who doesn't know how to use computers" and hosted on a raspberry pi or some random VPS: loads instantly, well designed, easy to navigate

website made by fortune 500 company, with teams of designers, programmers, and servers in 8 countries: takes a full minute to load, layout shifting around the whole time, breaks if you have 1 browser add-on, the page you want can only be accessed via a third party search engine, gets worse every year

i think steven universe is pretty cool overall actually. i dont have strong feelings but . its fine

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I only hope that her majesty can be expediently reunited with her husband

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Feeling a certain way about the queen's possibly impending death (rock hard)

like eight guys have turned down the offer to be GM of the mets. it’s time to hire healyn

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