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if the thing you follow me for is me talking about d&d you should follow my alt @iolbs because i'll be posting that stuff from there now

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when i see a good post you know i smash PRINT and mail a physical copy directly to God

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frater...thou hast illuminated cringe. thou'llt lose patronage, forsooth.

@bees jules have you seen that breadsword video where they review and rank every scooby doo film

mmo where all the tank classes are manlets and all the glass cannons are stacked as hell

the joke is that i'm already doing thay and also i've somehow done more work today than in the past like two weeks

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should i do some actual work today, or should i continue to post in a d&d discord about how the design of 5e is fucking cowardly next to the various iterations of the d&d next playtest

findomming my employer by being inefficient at my job

"BUT I'M A JOB CREATOR"
sorry, comrade, it's the hyper gulag for you

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anyway, i think it'd be neat if stalin came back and did dekulakization to small business owners

HAVE A DRINK TO COMRADE STALIN
AY AY AY-AYE
HEAR THE VOICE OF STALIN CALLIN'
AY AY AY-AYE

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sometimes i worry that listening to "l'chaim stalin" on repeat is getting me on a list but then i remember all the rest of the shit i say on here

honestly if it'd feed and house everyone and stomp out white supremacist organizations i'd fight for the absolute worst red scare propaganda version of communism no question

you could make The Haunted Castle (1896) today. no one could stop you, the technical requirements are low and you'd probably have a lot of fun with it.

its so weird that daniel tigers neighborhood has a king. i know its because mr rogers neighborhood of make believe had one but the vibe is very different

Morb me up inside (save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark (morb me up)
Bid my blood to run (I can't morb up)
Before I come undone (save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

zapping myself with an unidentified wand and polymorphing into someone who can focus on a task for more than 30 seconds

i know we bake a lot but it does seem excessive to me that we have 7 pounds of butter in our fridge right now

sure, 2001 may be "boring" but riddle me this: how many other science fiction movies dare to ask the question "what if there was a fucked up box"

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