Strategically Advantaged Mage @ohtorifightclub@monads.online

I sleep with my phone under the pillow, it's kind of like sleeping with a knife under the pillow but my kill range is much longer

Emilys will always be like *hands u an envelope closed with her personal seal detailing the political agitator in her court that must disappear mysteriously, long live her highness*

Ok my steam is on brand now, DM for it if you ever want to play the cursed video games together!

I just found out that there are so many people in tech! Open your computers! Crack apart your phones! Let them out of there!

witness the power of The Monads Dog Girl

huge shoutout to the first guy who figured out the rope detainment techniques of medieval japanese law enforcement would spice the bedroom WAY up

Sex is great but you know what would make sex even better? If we fucked it up with extra bits

-some genius 2000 years ago

alice a freak

I'm not really learning anything new about alice but I am gettin confirmation about a great deal

YOOOU AND MEEEE WILL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORYYYY

I"M GONNA WIN AT YELLING

oh it's definitely tape

i bet the adhesive is tape

sams apparently going apeshit on her amazon recs

I was not a spacetwinks hater hipster but I was an "i don't care for this colin spacetwinks" hipster

they can deny it all the want but between this and the cowbell post yesterday i think morgans being horny on main

please do not play the pokemoba, love yourself

I don't know how many shits you think you don't give but Ys has the Romun Empire, so you need to step up your game

I haven't given up on my ayaka prayers but damn did hopes and dreams get shattered by an astrologian today

How do people make new videogames when they know the bloons exists

We have to stop geet from making discords

I will not add more discord servers, if i get any more it means one of my current ones is getting the axe so when you invite me to one, please ask yourself

"am I good enough to make Emily kill a discord server"

torn between making a stream discord and making it a Thing and my solemn vow to not have any more discord servers

OOOH II'M EVEN MADDER NOW

wow FUCK bethesda

this wha happun is making me so mad