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I sleep with my phone under the pillow, it's kind of like sleeping with a knife under the pillow but my kill range is much longer

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Emilys will always be like *hands u an envelope closed with her personal seal detailing the political agitator in her court that must disappear mysteriously, long live her highness*

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Ok my steam is on brand now, DM for it if you ever want to play the cursed video games together!

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I just found out that there are so many people in tech! Open your computers! Crack apart your phones! Let them out of there!

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men will literally \*flipping through notes* become the bone of their sword instead of going to therapy

saber has incredible wet dog energy atm and i dont blame her i would too

it's so funny to watch blazblue and go straight to series sf5 like, motherfuckers have no TOOLS

feet fetish? no, you misheard, i have a feat fetish. know any girls with Power Attack? Awareness? Metamagic?

I'm finally confident enough in the vampire game's mechanics that I've started doing architecture planning but it leads to posts like this

the ao3 hosier is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube since Good ol PU

me: i cant take naps
me discovering adderall: I LOVE MID DAY NAPS, NOTHING WILL COME BETWEEN ME AND MY MID DAY NAP, I WILL KILL 30 MEN BARE HANDED IF IT MEANS I GET MY TWO HOURS OF SLEEP AT 6 PM

I have no context for this other than the fact that it's 3 fucking 6's, I don't think you understand how wild that is that's like, a super crit, a crit within a crit

Sorry "the sovereign" i'm still running the "What's a princess" bit with cassandra

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if your expedition dies it's because the princess wasn't there to make your tank even more hyper competent

any time delta hurts her players I just go "that's my child, I raised her"

whenever I feel lost and helpless without direction I just think

what would rich white do?

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