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"treatment is simple", said the doctor, "eat 10000 spiders in your sleep per year"

"but doctor", cried spiders georg,

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[Steve Miller Band voice] some people call me Morbius

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They fucking black-bagged this Pikachu dancer mid-performance

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18 years ago samurai champloo debuted. a game changer.

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Should I bet the Preakness tomorrow?

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Jeremy Renner has a deal with the devil, but not one of those cool deals. He was more humble. He didn't want to be the best actor in the world, or the most handsome. He simply requested that he be cast in action movies.

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Boy if there's one group that I feel entitled to fight, it's millwrights! I hate mills and I hate wright's even more! If I saw a millwright wearing a shirt about being a millwright and it was telling me to go to hell, ohhhhhh I'd get so mad!

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