mari has a knife @mari@monads.online
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previously vulcao on radtown
if we’ve never interacted, you have no posts, no mufos in common, or no pronouns in bio you’re gonna stay in follow request limbo forever. it’s the bare minimum folks.
Joined Apr 2021
masto meetup at your mom's house
pnw (pronounced "pene")
food
after trying them for a second time it is my firm position that the blue heat takis are not edible but rather non-toxic
I quit a job interpreting for insurance agents 2 weeks in because they're so ghoulish. I can't imagine the apathy necessary to actually be one and deny the lifesaving treatments as they do
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is there somebody you forgot to ask?
doctor: i consent
patient: i consent
insurance agent: i don't
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EGIRLS DOT GAY DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THE ILLEGITIMATE SETTLER STATE OF ISRAEL 
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Who would win, all of Pleroma or one person on a chicken-themed instance?
fewer words are more versatile in Mexican slang Spanish than “pedo” and I just think that’s really neat
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the concept of meltdown may implies that for 11 months out of 12 people are acting somewhat normal. and i've been on the internet and i don't think that's true
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I just released Bee Sides, a collection of songs recorded while working on my last album! The tracks here are lovely if slightly rough around the edges, but I really think you'll enjoy listening to them. Album art is of course by the inimitable @jaye https://samaleums.bandcamp.com/album/bee-sides
something I’ve discovered on fedi is that you can dream up any sort of hyperbolic nazi domain and be reasonably sure some flavor of that same domain is already an instance
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'a lot of nazis on pleroma, huh'
pleromans in your mentions within 3 seconds:
gross shitpost
jenkem sommelier
I played Pokémon gold so much as a kid that the cartridge’s internal battery ran out and it wouldn’t save my progress anymore. hundreds of hours.
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can't believe you listen to music any other way than downloading the full album in a lossless format, then pressing it on a 3d printed vinyl. you fool. you knave
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I bouhgt a Huawei phone amd I whisper American state secrets into its microphonw all day--its called proletarian internatoinalism bb
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@pinkosock I have no idea what this means. so yes
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Lucy did prince Albert actually have a price Albert
apparently Facebook had a breach of 530 million users’ personal data and they have no plans on telling the users who were affected. great service.
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previously vulcao on radtown
if we’ve never interacted, you have no posts, no mufos in common, or no pronouns in bio you’re gonna stay in follow request limbo forever. it’s the bare minimum folks.
Joined Apr 2021
