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if you would like to either hug or attempt to assassinate me, I'll be in the kitchen
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📞 yea sorry but the cubans hit me with the ray that makes you unable to pay your rent on time

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camel case? i don't think I can get that through airport security *airhorn*

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heartles handle lore 

when i was a dumbass kid i made a mmo character named "heartless dude" and only realized later that i typoed it to "heartles dude". i kinda liked the way it looked so i started using it as my handle. this was like 10 years ago or something and i was looking for a new handle cause my old one was embarassing.

for a long time i insisted it was pronounced "heart - lez" until a few years ago my coworker at the helpdesk was like "every time i see your handle i think about turtles" and i liked that so much that i changed the way i pronounced it

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i will NOT allow the radical left to fuck the cookie.

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foxes are transfem dogs hyenas are transmasc dogs send toot

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guy who hasn't been able to play jenga since the september 11 attacks

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you're sliding into her DMs

i'm sliding over cars while i shoot

bolsonaro is the archetypal infectionmaxxer

i'm infectionmaxxing to become one with the universe and improve my stepmania performance

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2022 prediction: reports of infections with multiple different strains of covid at once, dubbed "super-covid". "it's the most fucked shit we've ever seen" - WHO "lmao" - Elon Musk

what do hegelian mechanics put on battery terminals? 

this sucks lmao

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what do hegelian mechanics put on battery terminals? 

dialectic grease

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i stopped listening to weezer so fast. annoying mfers ive been listening to The Distillers all morning. Lady scream in my ear, gives good feelings.

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the skammunist has logged tf on to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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