- Commie- Homebrewer- Baker and cook- Movie aficionado - Friend of all cats
me: is depressed, but in a sexy way
happy mothers day i haven’t spoken to my mother in almost a year and damn it feels good
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Spyware," i holler as i overturn my uncle's wireless-enabled barbeque grill and turn the internet of things into the internet of shit
my skin is always super dry after i remove my makeup and i told jessica to feel how dry my face was and she touched my forehead, cringed visibly and then said “it’s a little dry”
why are you so mad! you’re a cat!
I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome.
can i get an “amen” 🙏
finally have the right weapon for the job
mlem 👅 blep 😛 perhaps
gonna tie this thread off with fuck bill gates i hope he dies painfully
Lol big pharma doesn't want to release patents for vaccines because then china and Russia could get mrna tech. Oh no! They might cure more diseases for free that we won't cure because we are greedy parasites!!
oh noooo fiwufjsoa
thinking about going to serbia to take a dump in a toilet over a 8,500 foot drop. who’s with me lads?
@lids mee hahaha
cannot stop thinking about this
if your weed legalization campaign doesn't include robust support for freeing prisoners and clearing convictions you're just a gentrifier
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