neil cageism @lids@monads.online

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Spyware," i holler as i overturn my uncle's wireless-enabled barbeque grill and turn the internet of things into the internet of shit

I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome.

can i get an “amen” 🙏

finally have the right weapon for the job

mlem 👅 blep 😛 perhaps

Lol big pharma doesn't want to release patents for vaccines because then china and Russia could get mrna tech. Oh no! They might cure more diseases for free that we won't cure because we are greedy parasites!!

thinking about going to serbia to take a dump in a toilet over a 8,500 foot drop. who’s with me lads?

if your weed legalization campaign doesn't include robust support for freeing prisoners and clearing convictions you're just a gentrifier