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me, sobbing: you can't just say that every flammable thing has phlogiston in it

j j becher, pointing at a piece of wood: phlogiston

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putting a favorite programming language in your bio isn't a personality

you know what's a personality? loving Billy fucking Joel!!!

πŸ–ΌοΈ got some art done of a d&d character of mine today too~

🌴 Summer Vacation Monsters
πŸŒ… #mastoart

Over the next few weeks my goal is to practice some line work by depicting monsters on their summer break in a straightforward coloring book style.

❗ if you take the time to color any of the monsters here or that show up later in the thread, i will print them up (using the work printer) to proudly display on my or someone's fridge.

❗ feel free to suggest monsters you'd wanna see maxin' and relaxin'.

monster summer vacation continued unabated! this vignette of a chupacabra serves to remind us (and monsters) (mostly monsters) that one of the great pleasures of traveling is sampling new cuisine.

🐟 β™‘ 🐐 #mastoart

thk u @ldopa for the suggestion!

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an ultimatum! either you catch the monster summer vacation vibes, or they will surely catch you.

eventually.

when they get around to it. πŸ’€

πŸ‘οΈ πŸ–οΈ 🌊 #mastoart

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monster summer vacation rages on. provided one's definition for "rages" has room for leisurely screwing around on the beach.

πŸ–οΈ 🐚 🌊 #mastoart

thk u to @georgespolitzer and @kate for the Stolas and harpy suggestions.

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the actual horseshoe theory is 'left'-right anticommunist alliances but I don't think we're ready for that conversation as a culture

school is finally out, you know what that means!
time to begin writing a lengthy treatise on the ethics of monsterfucking

:bing: jobs where your performance isn't rated on public websites by angry boomers who judge you on your hotness, your perkiness, the speed at which other people make food, and how much ranch dressing you give them

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