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Would like to apologize to all my mufos for the shit I wll be inflicting onto the timeline

Rereading pedagogy of the oppressed. God damn that shit slaps. Only thru the preface for tonight but it is gas

So exhausted of people looking at chatbots as if they are anything more than fancy word associators, but this gave me a good laugh

bbc.com/news/technology-624976

1st day back in Houston, and it's thunder storming.

God, I love Houston rain so much

I feel like I looked away for 2 years and yung gravy has been making the exact same shit the whole time

monads must be glitching out because I havent seen a single boost on this post.

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me, sowing: hehe this will be fun
me, reaping: fuck im so fuckin stupid

I saw eugen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Rewriting all of Martin luthers document

Call that the 95 theseus

Mastodon Hackathon where you have 48 hours to make something absolutely rancid based on a theme

Every hacker that's not actively trying to eliminate all records of debt from a large bank is just a computer nerd.

Trying very hard to not be a doomer about the US

boost this post. i know you're online so i'll notice if you don't, and i'll put your name on a list

@shade I saw this on twitter and I need you to share it with Astrid

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