Public Universal Foe @kirin@monads.online

serial experiments italain

basically the only piece of like professional "This is the business of being a writer" advice i remember from a workshop is that if you're submitting your work to magazines and they ask you for a submission fee--they're a scam. They're not a reputable magazine and it won't really boost your career to be published there, they're just trying to make a quick buck off desperate people. anyway now that i'm like actually trying to submit places and like, holy shit the overwhelming majority of places publishing poetry and short fiction are scams, lol

I saw one contest that was set up for people of color in wake of the black lives matter protests last year (a year late?) and not only did you have to pay to submit to be in consideration, you had to have been a well established poet and 40% of the book you're submitting had to have been published before, lol. who the fuck does this help, what the fuck is the point of a diversity publishing if its just "diverse but someone i already know of"

you're telling me someone pegged this leg?

#FediBlock @gargon@mastodon.social whole instance looks suspicious and toxic, better suspend all of mastodon.social just to be safe. actually, same guy appears to run mastodon.online, i'd suspend them both

What if I was an anarchist and you were an archduke.... and we both got lost and off the parade route?😳😳

"White guy looking smug in sunglasses" is shorthand for "villain" for a reason

being proud of being a former *channer is like bragging that, after years of personal growth and self reflection, you learned to shit in the toilet

can't find whomever posted this first so i'm reposting it

i'll admit when i'm out of my depth, like when i laughed at a terf saying people mainly transition as women to escape the shame of being a manlet and people were like "no manlet flight is real"

musk is 100% going to declare himself emperor the moment he lands on mars. redditors will still flock to him because they're officially called 'le epic bacon serfs' and because he wears real-life pixelated sunglasses with his crown

just called one of them he/hims a manlet. ama

teleSur also celebrated International Hand Washing Day on Oct. 15.

an inclusive incel who says shit like TRANS WOMEN ARE FEMODIS TOO!!!!!

I have just received a follow-up email from EverythingChopsticks, the online store that sells only chopsticks, to ask if my chopsticks have proved satisfactory. This is only to be expected in this, our off the rails hyperfuture in which every transaction, banal as it may be, begs for our online approval in a desperate bid for survival