Public Universal Foe @kirin@monads.online

Before sending me a follow request, think to yourself will they respond to this follow request by asking "who the fuck is this?" Because if I do ask myself that, I will not be accepting your request

All accounts must have bongo cat
https://bongo.cat/

Actually the organisation paying me may see this as an oppertunity to recurit some grateful homeless people, which may be for better or worse depending on what they end up doing

Using comapny funds to buy enough pizza, drinks, and garlic bread for the whole office every Friday to make it look like we're having a pizza party, but actually distribute most of it to the unhoused folk around the city

I'd make an SAO referance about the minigun guy from the start of the Phantom Bullet arc, but I know y'all are to cultured to get it

I got two tits, one dick, and an M107A1 hidden in here, but you'd never tell by looking

Concealed carry is a lot easier if you wear a massive and suspicious cloak

No no no you can't adress America's bloody past, those are load-bearing genocides, the whole thing'll come down!