pussy like a beyblade @katarzyna@monads.online
- hockey base
- https://allpro.social/@kasia
Eternal.
she/her.
good at many things.
Owner of incredible intrusive thoughts, which is what most of my posts are.
wench: @alas
Joined Mar 2022
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i shit you the fuck not if the queen has actually died right now it is during me dilating
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new pussy who dis
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i think rachel posts are like the only time i ever see tesse capitalized lol english teachers
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i've had a few conversations of this style, where it's clear a partner savours your presence, but because of how different it is to what is socially expected, feels the need to clarify their deal.
maybe you don't like or experience physical/romantic/whatever intimacy. if you like hanging around me and we're a thing, then we're a thing. if you love me in a way that makes sense to you, then you love me.
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finished 'accept my fist of love.' it's nice to see a story told by someone who can depict asexuality (perhaps a grey aromantic aspect too) as the normal thing it is. Especially without pretending the partner who has intimate interests is feeling or being 'let down,' or whatever bullshit you wanna pluck out of cis-het-dom
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me:
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when i preface something with 'you may not know this,' i'm not saying 'you might not know this' i literally mean 'you may not know this' as in you're not allowed to know this and should not.
so for instance if i say 'you may not know this, but i am very sleepy,' you must expel this knowledge from you mind immediately
and he swindled you how many times, you say? thrice? the nerve. the very nerve
hatsune miku is dating me thrice irl
dating profile for a shoe
name: shoe
location: foot
hobbies: being worn
hopes and dreams: being worn more
looking for: shoe of OPPOSITE FOOT ONLY. no velcro
i am unfortunately one of the best posters here
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theme i am seeing a lot in my new ventures into manga: 28 years old and never heard of sex
they kinda did 9/11 on that day
i keep being told im not allowed to play chess with things in my ass yet here we are
nice try 'scientist,' but numbers don't equal shapes unless you arrange them so they look like the shape
for instance, this is a line 4444444
im going to take horse fucker thicc to the dmv and make xer think i want to be there and i just love being in line
im gonna take horse fucker thicc to one of those rooms full of trampolines and just sit on the waiting chairs while xe bounces
i'm going to take horse fucker thicc bowling and promise to put the bumpers up for xer and then not do it
when are they going to make porn for people who hate me exclusively
alan alda? from mash?
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you: right there in the hall of the king? in the seating areas of this fine dining establishment?
me: the very same
- hockey base
- https://allpro.social/@kasia
Eternal.
she/her.
good at many things.
Owner of incredible intrusive thoughts, which is what most of my posts are.
wench: @alas
Joined Mar 2022
