gomenasai lads, apparently the queen was in cardiff today and i didn't slay her because i had no idea

selfie where I’m accidentally dressed like mario 

Yeah

a lot of the attraction to guys is how easy they make it to smash, right? like, how low their standards are? right? RIGHT!?

they only have to do that stupid hair flick and sigh thing one time and im just fully fucking nude

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'gamer' doesn't even have to be games, they just have to be 'gamer' about something

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having the very awkward realisation im into sad gamer boys

do you think when mario sees a dog he's like "it's-a puppini"

im just gonna put here that a guy stopped talking to me because we didn't like the same esports

Katarzyna boosted

remembering my surname is what it is because i was stuck in traffic for ages behind a lorry with that word on the back when i was trying to think of one

was scared for the minds of 99 but 'big city, bright lights' has a satisfying amount of guitar

remembering my surname is what it is because i was stuck in traffic for ages behind a lorry with that word on the back when i was trying to think of one

honestly guys can just wear a jumper and clearly spend a lot of time inside and im in

i dont get cis men taking shirtless pics, like dude you have no top surgery scars to be proud of who cares

i've noticed that when it comes to men on online dating i will immediately disengage at the first hint of the tiniest baby red flag

everytime i see 'taurus' i read it as 'trauma'. this doesn't mean anything other than me seeing a word and thinking it's another one

the best thing about me is my boat and i dont even have a boat

sometimes a cis person asks me how my week is going and i mention needing my 't blocker' and i forget they don't know what that is

so many of that sort of cis person has decided 'yeah i think that person's existence is funny, but im not going to laugh' is being trans friendly. i can see it in your eyes

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