Fun Loving Individual @kass@monads.online

i like songs in death metal where the lyrics are basically 'ooo eeee oooeeee ooo eee aaaa eeeh ooo o o ooooo' because i would make those sounds and only those sounds all day if i could

i will always post yo alright neymar sunny innit

I never really understood what it was that made it so possible for them to take off. I remember thinking about how thoroughly bland they are. it took me a few years to realise it was exactly that which made them so marketable, bendable, sustainable in the eyes of record labels

maroon 5 had an album in 2002 called 'songs about jane' and i still associate their name with what that sounded like.

when they make something new there's a part of me which, upon hearing it, immediately thinks something like 'quite the departure from their previous sound', which if asked about, my brain still describes as 'wedding band made of session musicians'

my absolute nightmare is having to be in the audience for one of those bbc talking points shows where a clueless cis ally liberal 'defends' trans people, and an equally posh cis woman sits opposite- casually stumbling along and reckoning and guessing. all the while im just sitting there shivering every time anything is applauded. and the fucking host is some d-tier gameshow boy turned debate-me-bro

fancy yourself somewhat of a funny man do you, mlaughing booooy?

captain coming out of the cockpit: is there a doctor here? we need help

me, who pronounces 'biopsy' like 'bio-pussy': i am somewhat of a medical genius. i have dabbled in the art of medicine. what seems to be the issue?

watching voyager is this private thing now where i just sit there and blush

i got my e intake upped recently and now i'm convinced im in exciting and deep love with captain janeway

im captain Ka'sha on the vessel Sim Ping

i fucking joined the game star trek online and made a huge sexy klingon woman and im just enjoying blowing shit up and telling the tiny men who work under me that they're pathetic

felt nothing at all for either jab

@kass I can feel the autism multiplying

Doing my 15 minute sit after second vaccine.

it's like the seething hatred alone i feel gives me the force to make my muscles perform. it's like a visceral reaction at this point

i can't sing perfectly on demand under any condition, however i am always able to deliver a screamed "hell yeah, brother!" before flawlessly delivering the first verse or so of Fortunate Son whenever i hear some absolutely inane shit come out of the mouth of a brain wormed soldier

i used to respect cis men way more than i respected myself, because i believed they'd succeeded where i was under the impression i'd 'failed'

i thought you had to decide to be a 'cis man' and it was a choice you made against yourself

i thought there were cis men walking around mildly disliking their junk