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venting my anger about honkers in emily's twitch chat

kara! :karaangery: boosted

so we can agree many people's first 3d horror game was ocarina of time by now, right

fun fact there were a lot of things that scared me about ocarina of time as a tiny baby child and the peahats were certainly efficient at keeping me away from a large portion of hyrule field

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my stats professor: what is p-hat?
me: oh that's one of those assholes from ocarina of time

[hurriedly hides that i have an entire shelf of light novels] yeah i'm socially well adjusted what of it

i love that glitch soc compresses posts. i don't even need to read the rest of the post

kara! :karaangery: boosted

Which tetris block are you? Find out in our new quiz!

1/100
How flexible in life do you feel you are?

a. REALLY FEEL LIKE A SQUARE BOX TRYING TO GET INTO A ROUND HOLE

b. It's not like i rotate for life but like it rotates for me

c. i am a block

d. i am that other block but mirrored

me: alright let me refresh my memory about this relatively basic math concept i barely use
the first google search result: welcome to math for babies, where we teach math to babies. hello you fucking child here's what you were looking for with the most baby explanation possible
me: wow this is doing wonders for my self-esteem

i spelled mizutsune's name wrong in the original post but today's a "live with my mistakes" sort of day

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shout out to the person who gave me multiple steam awards for my monster hunter rise review that just says "mitzutsune is in this one so it's the best game ever made." dragonfuckers stay winning

i think that those awful tumblr story prompts failing to coalesce into actual projects saved us. if "all or nothing" or "miss officer and mr truffles" ended up releasing that would have been a true sign that we would be headed towards oblivion as a society

kara! :karaangery: boosted

i appreciate SAO because it was one of my first anime and also the spinoffs are actually good. but also people who unironically enjoy SAO deserve to be oppressed

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@kara I want you to know that I actually vandalized the wiki page to make this shitpost.

wow they used an ableist slur in the revision comment. stay classy SAO fans!

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they fixed swiff's vandalism of the sao wiki lmao

2/3 of that raid is the boxy untextured aesthetic that you get when you're hacking in nier automata which works well for the hacking minigame. much less so when you're staring at it during a whole-ass raid

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doing the third nier raid again for the second time ever sure did fill me with a whole lot of "wow, that sure is in the game"

in 2022 kirito will be trapped in sword art online. boost this post so he stays there

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