the russians are pointing a beam at me that makes me feel sick and bad about myself


it's so funny honestly

I'm pretty sure even the state department knows it's bullshit but they don't want to offend their shithead employees so they have to take it seriously

@SeanAloysiusOBrien the other day i was playing video games and i had a really weird tinnitus attack that actually matches with the weird rumbling some of them mentioned so unless i just got hit by a stray bad vibes pulse there seems to be another explanation!


are you sure you weren't getting reprisal from the Russian government

@SeanAloysiusOBrien i was playing arma 3 so this could just have been a preemptive attack against a future us army soldier


yeah they saw your skills so they hit their microwave lag switch

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