normal human crab @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

if horror games get to portray people crying tears of blood i don't see why sex games don't have people crying tears of cum

*rips off shirt to show that im fcuking ripped*
the body is just a vessel.
*flexes my arm, creating a tower of muscle at least 5ft high*
i am puny in every way except the physical

i have never been known to grow, or even maintain my current size. i am constantly deflating and losing altitude as my buoyancy reaches critical levels. i will soon be puny in every way and thus end my natural life cycle as a tiny plankton drifting aimlessly at sea

#introduction im trans and autistic and all i do is shitpost and play ffxiv. im lost and don't know how i got here and i will never interact because you all terrify me. i have been holding my hand against the wall for like two years trying to find the exit and i refuse to give in to you monsters. i've tried to get in contact with help but the only app that works on my phone anymore is subway tooter. im beginning to fear i will never escape. i like synths and im a baby leftist. hope we get along ​

had a dream last night that my mom was playing lego: nier automata

a friend group is just a platonic polycule

truffle pigs make do 😤​

chewing a stick of ram like its bubblegum