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*rips off shirt to show that im fcuking ripped*
the body is just a vessel.
*flexes my arm, creating a tower of muscle at least 5ft high*
i am puny in every way except the physical

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im trans and autistic and all i do is shitpost and play ffxiv. im lost and don't know how i got here and i will never interact because you all terrify me. i have been holding my hand against the wall for like two years trying to find the exit and i refuse to give in to you monsters. i've tried to get in contact with help but the only app that works on my phone anymore is subway tooter. im beginning to fear i will never escape. i like synths and im a baby leftist. hope we get along :blobheartcat:

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for the record, i have never posted on this website. i will never post on this website. i have made a vow to keep this website at a safe distance at all times. i refuse to learn what a 'fedi' is. probably some european thing

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i only wake up to post during planetary alignments, this way i can mix it up and escape to either one in case things go sour

type of Guy who thinks he's called president xi because he's the eleventh president

food 

type of person who prefers tomato juice to orange juice in the morning

new slime jaina picrew just dropped 

picrew.me/image_maker/701767/c

twitter @extra_nocpno
email 02louis11@gmail.com

Slime jaina is unamused with the meta

at all times 3% of my brain power is dedicated to finding a good pun on "Kendall" and "Ken doll". it's a tough nut to crack, but given enough time I'll find the answer

cause, y'see, we were in the TP phase and i tried telling the party about the Wipe mechanic, and, you'll never guess what happened

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listening to caramelldansen nonstop 10 hours with noise cancelling headphones to most efficiently turn my brain into paste

gross, lewd 

there exists an awful, horribly doctored selfie on my phone that i can only describe as looking like "if jonah hill was shitting and cumming at the same time"

sex 

which religion do u think has the best sex. like as in the members of it are better at sex than members of other religions. serious answers only

anime masks 

when you take a wrong turn and step onto the federated timeline

lewd 

i only buy condoms with pink and white stripes to match my knee-highs

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check out my GAMER Condoms!! they're black and red and have LED lighting

@zorotl i think it should be only used for people who break into computers by physically shattering them with weaponry

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