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*rips off shirt to show that im fcuking ripped*
the body is just a vessel.
*flexes my arm, creating a tower of muscle at least 5ft high*
i am puny in every way except the physical

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i have never been known to grow, or even maintain my current size. i am constantly deflating and losing altitude as my buoyancy reaches critical levels. i will soon be puny in every way and thus end my natural life cycle as a tiny plankton drifting aimlessly at sea

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im trans and autistic and all i do is shitpost and play ffxiv. im lost and don't know how i got here and i will never interact because you all terrify me. i have been holding my hand against the wall for like two years trying to find the exit and i refuse to give in to you monsters. i've tried to get in contact with help but the only app that works on my phone anymore is subway tooter. im beginning to fear i will never escape. i like synths and im a baby leftist. hope we get along :blobheartcat:

Nothing made me realize playing grapplers breaks your brain like switching to a shoto in 3rd Strike during matches last night

i could body you free with a real character but i wish to make it harder for myself by playing a grappler and you should be thanking me

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being proud of being a former *channer is like bragging that, after years of personal growth and self reflection, you learned to shit in the toilet

If you "used to be a nazi but now im better" just shut up and take your licks already. some of us grew up in the midwest and liked anime without wanting to start a fucking race war over it.

a normal embarrassing childhood is like you go on strategy guide forums and post 'xD' and roleplay as a Final Fantasy villain and talk about how 'hawt' your favorite jrpg characters are. not this slur saying shit

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*violates your intellectual property rights cutely*

Yeah i know the days of the week

monday
tuesday
wednesday
bonesday
thursday
friday
saturday
sunday

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you found enough cookies to feed a small nation. lucky!

shout out to this person for somehow missing the entirety of final fantasy xiv, from the legacy story straight to shadowbringers and endwalker

[looking at the supremacist, genocidal empire that spends the entirety of the story and much of the backstory committing war crimes both realistic and fantastic, on everyone around them and also on its own subjects] they have cars so maybe they're rigbt....

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not to brag but I would be quite a slimy slug

@JohnBrownJr i think the thing i think of most when i think about the black panthers is the guys who would legally open carry guns and just follow traffic cops around and stand there when they flag someone down. just watching. that's my kinda shit

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love to parachute into voice chat right after eating a big meal and just go "hnnuuuuuuunfhhhhghhhh" for ten minutes while everyone tries their best to talk around me

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