im the green gobbler @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

my pronouns are she/her but i'll also accept fuck you/get out of my house

#introductions
like the mythical hydra i have seven heads. unlike the mythical hydra they are all coming out of your body and due to their incredible stature you are quickly losing blood pressure. the more you panic the larger they grow. the clock is ticking

im the green gobbler

if horror games get to portray people crying tears of blood i don't see why sex games don't have people crying tears of cum

*rips off shirt to show that im fcuking ripped*
the body is just a vessel.
*flexes my arm, creating a tower of muscle at least 5ft high*
i am puny in every way except the physical

taking my cybertruck to the river so it can go schlop schlop schlop schlop

getting clommled in the comments

normally it'd be at least 7 by now

how is it only 2

the best part about banksia cones is they only open their mouths when there's a forest fire. as if to scream, but the only noise that comes out is the falling of seeds

gender

if i can be the reason even one person finds out what banksia cones are i'll be able to rest peacefully

just read the lyrics to the town inside me for the first time and, holy moly

best part about italian clussy is all the free clamato