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my pronouns are she/her but i'll also accept fuck you/get out of my house

#introductions
like the mythical hydra i have seven heads. unlike the mythical hydra they are all coming out of your body and due to their incredible stature you are quickly losing blood pressure. the more you panic the larger they grow. the clock is ticking

im the green gobbler

if horror games get to portray people crying tears of blood i don't see why sex games don't have people crying tears of cum

*rips off shirt to show that im fcuking ripped*
the body is just a vessel.
*flexes my arm, creating a tower of muscle at least 5ft high*
i am puny in every way except the physical

"if i turn these quads into an absolute mess i can add the four tris i need to make my knees bend properly. goes back to rigging oh fuck what is going on with my torso"

if ive learned anything from the last five hours it's that low poly modeling is where topology goes to die

the covenant that god made with noah was that every single animal on that boat was gay

i am going to physically destroy the united states. i am going to rupture the ground and send hellspawn to every office. there will be no survivors

im going to keep drinking this coffee until either my headache goes away or i phase through my seat from the sheer vibrations like im kid flash

no respect for mortal kombat itself though