ms paint shadesventures @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

*rips off shirt to show that im fcuking ripped*
the body is just a vessel.
*flexes my arm, creating a tower of muscle at least 5ft high*
i am puny in every way except the physical

#introduction im trans and autistic and all i do is shitpost and play ffxiv. im lost and don't know how i got here and i will never interact because you all terrify me. i have been holding my hand against the wall for like two years trying to find the exit and i refuse to give in to you monsters. i've tried to get in contact with help but the only app that works on my phone anymore is subway tooter. im beginning to fear i will never escape. i like synths and im a baby leftist. hope we get along ​

for the record, i have never posted on this website. i will never post on this website. i have made a vow to keep this website at a safe distance at all times. i refuse to learn what a 'fedi' is. probably some european thing

just thought i would let everyone know

i am a beautiful motherfucker

there exists an awful, horribly doctored selfie on my phone that i can only describe as looking like "if jonah hill was shitting and cumming at the same time"

when you take a wrong turn and step onto the federated timeline

i only buy condoms with pink and white stripes to match my knee-highs

check out my GAMER Condoms!! they're black and red and have LED lighting

alright!! time to put on my GAMER Makeup