#introduction im trans and autistic and all i do is shitpost and play ffxiv. im lost and don't know how i got here and i will never interact because you all terrify me. i have been holding my hand against the wall for like two years trying to find the exit and i refuse to give in to you monsters. i've tried to get in contact with help but the only app that works on my phone anymore is subway tooter. im beginning to fear i will never escape. i like synths and im a baby leftist. hope we get along
*I exhale, leaning forward through a cloud of cigarette smoke*
listen, mate, you think you can scare me with your posts? think you can get a rise out of me? you fool, you absolute dunce. i've been "logged-on" since 2007 and there are only two people who I fear
*dramatically counting with my fingers*
1. The Curator, @ArachnoCommunist
2. The Poster, @hundredsofdeadrats
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet are ya w*nning, sxn?
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet thinks there are only two genders and both of them are french
@hundredsofdeadrats its the reason for the season
imagine a rat king made of those nyc sewer rats that grow to be the size of a small dog. what a world that would be
25, she/her