pumpkinfucker thicc 🎃️ @horsefucker_thicc@monads.online

@toydragon MAGES TYPICALLY BUILD TOWERS FOR A PURPOSE.

A LABORATORY.

A FORTRESS.

A LIBRARY.

SELDOM IS A MAGIC TOWER BUILT SOLELY TO BE A HOME.

THERE IS NO GRANDIOSE MAGICAL HISTORY TO THE NAMELESS TOWER ON THE SOUTHERN SHORE OF LAKE OLIGOR. IT POSSESSES PROFICIENT BUT BASIC ARTIFICE, LONG-LASTING BUT UNREMARKABLE WARDS.

THE MAGICAL INTELLIGENCE WHICH COURSES THROUGH ITS WALLS IS AMENABLE AND GENTLE BY NATURE, FOR TO SIMPLY *BE* IS ALL THAT HAS BEEN ASKED OF IT.

IT IS, SIMPLY, A HOME.

@req THE SPIRES OF THE SERACT ARCHIVES

THE SERACT ORDER ARE A FURTIVE AND ISOLATED COLLECTIVE OF ALCHEMISTS. LEGEND ASCRIBES COUNTLESS MIRACLES TO THEIR WORK, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL ERADICATION OF SEVERAL PLAGUES BEFORE THEY COULD TRULY BEGIN TO SPREAD.

OTHER TALES ARE MORE FANTASTIC, INCLUDING CLAIMS THAT THE SERACT HOLD THE SECRET TO ETERNAL LIFE (TRUE), THAT THEY CAN TRANSMUTE WATER INTO PURE MANA (FALSE), AND THAT THE ARCHIVES DO NOT TRULY EXIST, AND ARE ONLY A DESERT MIRAGE (HALF TRUE)

@cicatriz_jdr MOSSFIRE TOWER.

DESPITE ITS APPEARANCES, MOSSFIRE IS NOT PARTICULARLY ANCIENT. ITS NAMESAKE GROWTHS AND RESULTANT CRUMBLING STONE MASONRY ARE-- IN FACT-- THE PRODUCT OF A UNIQUE APPLICATION OF THAUMATURGY-- THAT IS TO SAY, LONGFORM SPELLCRAFT.

THE TOWER WAS CONSTRUCTED FROM STANDARD MATERIALS, BUT EMBEDDED WITH THOUSANDS MAGICALLY INFUSED SEEDS IN POCKETS OF SOIL.

OVER THE NEXT CENTURY, THE PLANTLIFE WILL COMPLETELY REPLACE THE STONE, A TOWER OF SOLELY ENCHANTED VEGETATION.

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@horsefucker_thicc @ItsMorgan @starwall bryce

Boss! That's a homestuck reference!

Homestuck, huh?

while i'm repping for i roved out, this is something i think i about sometimes

UwuPupper telling me they had to have their parents replace the doors in their apartment that their parents own with extra-narrow ones so white flowless couldn't fit in

UwuPupper@smolbean.club:
what what's the situation with esvrld?? i'm so out of the loop ​

ThePostleftLibertarian@mk.slursayers.club:
esvrld made a post that from what i hear could be construed as credible confession to helping stalin orchestrate a famine in ukraine (i'm afraid i can't make heads or tails of it...), a bunch of people called xer out, past bad behaviour by esvrld surfaced, and now the shitposters are screenshot dunking HimmlerFan88's blog post about it in retaliation

UwuPupper:
ah, so there's more going on than appears at first sight. always guacamole in the taco with these people

lot of people in my dm's rn telling me esvrld has ran them over with a toyota. not going to name them or post proof of this as they're afraid of what esvrld might then do (run them over with a toyota)