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people keep asking us why we keep "flattening pitos". to them, i ask: "have you ever tried to fax an unflattened pito?"

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accusing someone of listing their kinks in bio because the first line says "linux advocate"

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@starwall after respec, i'm a
genderhacker 10
fosslock 4
shitwizard 5
swordlesbian 2

"hmm why isn't this code I sketched out on a napkin working when I write it"

"Oh yeah cause it was a busted algorithm and I sketched a fixed one on the other napkin"

[kiss voice] 🎵 I wanna go to sleep all night, and wake up in the morning

i dont know what the fuck a super straight is and i dont want to know, i will beat your ass

type of guy who thinks he's a feminist because he knows the difference between the medical definitions of vagina and vulva

what is your business at the Shadow Unicode Consortium

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@zorotl logging in a second time is when i'm sitting at my computer with monads open and then i pull out my phone to check monads. this happens at least twice a week

where are the usual suspects. did people take an early night to get ready for the week or something. tl’s slow.

You could try to explain a cathode ray television to anyone born before 2000 and they'd look at you like you're an asshole too. No one who didn't make them understood how the fuck they worked

i have just realized if you attempt to describe cathode ray television sets to anyone born after around 2000 you just sound like maniacal evil scientist

"...and then this particle accelerator sprays electrons right towards your face..."

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i spend three years in undergrad and one and a half years in grad school studying math specifically so i can tell my parents that viral math problems always suck ass (i have a degree so they can't argue with me)

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mastodon is basically my outlet for thoughts that need to go somewhere and i shouldnt just say out loud

just putting it out there, y’all can copy my toots verbatim idc. in fact i’ve made toots in the past where the whole joke was that they were intended to be copied verbatim.

I believe that the ideal posting situation is where the shitposts and the serious posts are the same posts

like i'll often boost a post that i think makes a really good point or that's something i agree with, and then moments later boost "haha dick and balls"

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sometimes i feel like it's devaluing for me to put shitposts right alongside serious ones

just putting it out there, y’all can copy my toots verbatim idc. in fact i’ve made toots in the past where the whole joke was that they were intended to be copied verbatim.

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