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i, am a . every morning i wake up and kiss the picture of president xi i keep on my nightstand, then do my morning prayers at a shrine to stalin. once i've finished eating my breakfast, a stack of vegan banana pancakes and a cup of coffee with oat milk, i don my animal control uniform and go out to catch the furries frolicking in the park. with a few of them captured, I gleefully haul them off to the gulag. void of furries, i'm now able to enjoy a blissful afternoon in the park playing chess with the local transphobes and queerphobes. at the end of the day i return home, take my hrt tablets and have sex with my gay lesbian wife using my massive girlcock. to finish the day, i kneel again before my shrine to stalin, the second coming of jesus, and recite a short nighttime prayer before falling peacefully to sleep, pleasant dreams of bulling others in my head.

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Docker is the most popular way to download and run sketchy executables at web scale

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accusing someone of listing their kinks in bio because the first line says "linux advocate"

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@starwall after respec, i'm a
genderhacker 10
fosslock 4
shitwizard 5
swordlesbian 2

im currently trying to figure out how to make this windmill im building have a large rotating dick on it

@pinkosock this is rough bc i made it on my phone just now but

why does this come up so fucking much

taking antibiotics and probiotics to achieve symbiosis

I’m back from my time skip training arc with a whole new design

the liberal mind seeks contradictions, due to its physiological properties- the liberal phrenologist (me)

pizza toppings for sickos 

grilled chicken and banana peppers and black olives

i just realized that when i very first made this account i created a list called "normies" and i just clicked on it.

it's blank.

'cause none of y'all are fuckin' normal.

It would actually be really good and cool if being disowned for being a Nazi was so commonplace it was taken as a given, instead of this bullshit about how everyone has a racist uncle they put up with because blood is thicker than water.

yes im a cute catgirl who lives in portland. yes im left-wing (big fan of nancy pelosi). yes i kin the tuskeegee syphilis study. we exist

This was actually a real take someone had in the modern day and not just us riffing on crimethinc bullshit???

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Please stop embarrassing your fellow anarchists by making being smelly a keystone of your ideology lol

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I am begging anyone who wants to talk about anarchism online to stop making it embarrassing to agree with anarchist ideas online

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