women! @heartles@monads.online

i, am a #monadsuser. every morning i wake up and kiss the picture of president xi i keep on my nightstand, then do my morning prayers at a shrine to stalin. once i've finished eating my breakfast, a stack of vegan banana pancakes and a cup of coffee with oat milk, i don my animal control uniform and go out to catch the furries frolicking in the park. with a few of them captured, I gleefully haul them off to the gulag. void of furries, i'm now able to enjoy a blissful afternoon in the park playing chess with the local transphobes and queerphobes. at the end of the day i return home, take my hrt tablets and have sex with my gay lesbian wife using my massive girlcock. to finish the day, i kneel again before my shrine to stalin, the second coming of jesus, and recite a short nighttime prayer before falling peacefully to sleep, pleasant dreams of bulling others in my head.

Docker is the most popular way to download and run sketchy executables at web scale

accusing someone of listing their kinks in bio because the first line says "linux advocate"

@starwall after respec, i'm a
genderhacker 10
fosslock 4
shitwizard 5
swordlesbian 2

the dickonet. it's like a bayonet but instead of sticking one end in the rifle you stick one end up your

hey @kim any idea why i might be getting 502 errors posting to your inbox at https://k.iim.gay/users/kim/inbox

federation works with every gts instance except kims cry

that's weird ok

oops i cleared my profile metadata on accident

attaching blades to the side of my dick to prevent it from being sucked