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i, am a . every morning i wake up and kiss the picture of president xi i keep on my nightstand, then do my morning prayers at a shrine to stalin. once i've finished eating my breakfast, a stack of vegan banana pancakes and a cup of coffee with oat milk, i don my animal control uniform and go out to catch the furries frolicking in the park. with a few of them captured, I gleefully haul them off to the gulag. void of furries, i'm now able to enjoy a blissful afternoon in the park playing chess with the local transphobes and queerphobes. at the end of the day i return home, take my hrt tablets and have sex with my gay lesbian wife using my massive girlcock. to finish the day, i kneel again before my shrine to stalin, the second coming of jesus, and recite a short nighttime prayer before falling peacefully to sleep, pleasant dreams of bulling others in my head.

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Docker is the most popular way to download and run sketchy executables at web scale

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accusing someone of listing their kinks in bio because the first line says "linux advocate"

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@starwall after respec, i'm a
genderhacker 10
fosslock 4
shitwizard 5
swordlesbian 2

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Have I mentioned how much it whips ass that my gf likes Kingdom Hearts

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Seriously, a bunch of the "pro-China" posts exist very explicitly in order to counter what is clearly effective propaganda designed to get you as a Westerner on board with whatever gets done to them "because they are the bad guys." You don't even have to think of them in those terms, because your shorthand thinking will do it before you even put pen to paper or the words are in your mouth. That is propaganda primary function, to give you the most basic paint-by-numbers "vibe." It's not going to arise as a postgraduate essay. It's going to arise as a creeping feeling that "China is up to something..." and a gut-level idea that "everyone knows" that China is up to something or other. The groundwork is laid for propaganda long before the details are filled in.

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Hoping to one day use one of esvrld's famous retorts, immediately upon which crows descend unto me and take out my eyes as royalty

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@EmptyLullaby i was half asleep once in vc when i was told my voice was sultry and milf-like so maybe try getting a sleep disorder

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I would simply not assume someone’s lived experiences based solely on their gender let alone their gender as compared to their assigned gender at birth

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you can tell i just woke up bc in that post i went from saying it should be 1 discord server to saying it should be 2

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i think eugen should make an instance discord for .online and .social. those would be some of the coolest discord servers

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I'm sitting at my desk and just quietly sobbing because I'm so exhausted and down and just,

fae's just so good and kind and gentle

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why logicians are bastards (food mention) 

when asked if they wanted vanilla or strawberry icecream, a notable logician simple replied "yes" and proceeded to eat both

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YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST POSSIBLE TIME IS TO TEXT ME "HEY DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP XYZ?". THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S 2 MINUTES AFTER I'VE WALKED INTO THE BIG BUILDING WHERE I DON'T HAVE ANY PHONE RECEPTION AND THUS CANNOT RECEIVE TEXTS

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MY FAMILY CONTINUES TO BE CHRONICALLY UNABLE TO GIVE INFORMATION TO ME WITH APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF NOTICE

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it's all gay and trans people but IDK if that NECESSARILY translates to shirt-optionalness or only if they're all lesbians

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I think it would be nice if in my new living situation I could just have my tits out inside the house from time to time but I have no idea how to ask about that in a way that isn't weird

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