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i, am a . every morning i wake up and kiss the picture of president xi i keep on my nightstand, then do my morning prayers at a shrine to stalin. once i've finished eating my breakfast, a stack of vegan banana pancakes and a cup of coffee with oat milk, i don my animal control uniform and go out to catch the furries frolicking in the park. with a few of them captured, I gleefully haul them off to the gulag. void of furries, i'm now able to enjoy a blissful afternoon in the park playing chess with the local transphobes and queerphobes. at the end of the day i return home, take my hrt tablets and have sex with my gay lesbian wife using my massive girlcock. to finish the day, i kneel again before my shrine to stalin, the second coming of jesus, and recite a short nighttime prayer before falling peacefully to sleep, pleasant dreams of bulling others in my head.

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Docker is the most popular way to download and run sketchy executables at web scale

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accusing someone of listing their kinks in bio because the first line says "linux advocate"

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@starwall after respec, i'm a
genderhacker 10
fosslock 4
shitwizard 5
swordlesbian 2

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the dickonet. it's like a bayonet but instead of sticking one end in the rifle you stick one end up your

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federation question, don't open if you're busy 

hey @kim any idea why i might be getting 502 errors posting to your inbox at k.iim.gay/users/kim/inbox

federation works with every gts instance except kims cry

oops i cleared my profile metadata on accident

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attaching blades to the side of my dick to prevent it from being sucked

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I'm neutral about sand. If I were around it my whole life, I'd probably get used to it. Just brush it off. It could be worse.

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creates a system of social democracy built on the stolen labor and goods of the colonized nations of south and central america

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i dont know shit about dune so im just gonna nod along with what flowless says about it. safest option

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I did think it was weird that HBO Max required me to sign a legally binding document stating that my opinions on social issues henceforth line up exactly 1:1 with Frank Herbert's, but, I figured that was just standard boilerplate stuff

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it's wild that you have to go to straight up liberation news before somebody will say the obvious phrase "right wing democrats"

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if a story had no plot holes then how would yuo fuck it. is that really what you want

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In case we forgot about the dilbert guy erotic hypnosis bit. I can't.

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every day i wake up and sob because i will never be free of the pregchamp post

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@LaComtesseRouge a modest proposal is about how commies want to deprive children of their god given right to be sold as food to rich people

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