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nbd but im trying out they/he for a bit

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THEY DONT LOCK THEIR DOORS IN CANADA. SO IM GONNA GO TO CANADA AND DO SOME HOME INVASION ROBBERIES

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@gonzo THATS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER ABOUT THAT SHIT

and then he sat down next to timothy mcveigh’s homie and interviewed him in the same movie

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remember the michael moore white canadian suburban fantasy where they dont have to lock their doors. that shit was wild racist right

something about pictures of british food makes me think its served cold which just makes it that much more gross to me

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im watching footy ighlights on the youchube. messi innit.

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you best start believing in 9/11 jokes

you're in one

oh shit you're in a second one too

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DM ME PICTURES OF UR MOM AND HER PHONE NUMBER

i was like, look at him. 7 years old. smiling ear to ear. nothing on that brain but if goku can win his next fight

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@gonzo I SOMETIMES FORGET SOMEONE DID DM ME A PICTURE OF THEIR MOM ONE TIME

my sister found a school picture of me at like 7 years old and i was such a cute kid what happened lmao

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MY FAVORITE TYPE OF REPLIES TO MY FUCKING UR MOM POSTS IS THE GENUINE REPLIES "MY MOM IS AWFUL YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER" I GET.

THESE POSTS ARE SATIRE, I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHO UR MOM IS AND IM PROBABLY NOT FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL MOM. HOPE THIS HELPS

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THEY GOT ME ON ONE OF THOSE GLASS CANDLES THEY SELL AT THE VALLARTA

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PATRON SAINT OF COMING OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE AT 2AM WITH A LIT CIGARETTE IN MY MOUTH

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