gonzo @gonzo@monads.online
they/he 25. bi
- dont reply to me followers only if we arent mutuals
- dont dm me unprompted if we arent mutuals or at least acquainted
- white ppl dont joke about my name. i dont give a fuck about hunter s thompson
Joined Jul 2020
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uwu i look just like ritchie valens
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nbd but im trying out they/he for a bit
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@gonzo you alright neymar yeh sunny innit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDkvaJnNlc8&ab_channel=Jarizard
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THEY DONT LOCK THEIR DOORS IN CANADA. SO IM GONNA GO TO CANADA AND DO SOME HOME INVASION ROBBERIES
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BOWLING FOR 9/11-2
and then he sat down next to timothy mcveigh’s homie and interviewed him in the same movie
remember the michael moore white canadian suburban fantasy where they dont have to lock their doors. that shit was wild racist right
something about pictures of british food makes me think its served cold which just makes it that much more gross to me
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CHEEKY NANDOS WITH THE BOYSENBERRIES
im watching footy ighlights on the youchube. messi innit.
i had a fresh fade and nikes in 2002
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you best start believing in 9/11 jokes
you're in one
oh shit you're in a second one too
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DM ME PICTURES OF UR MOM AND HER PHONE NUMBER
i was like, look at him. 7 years old. smiling ear to ear. nothing on that brain but if goku can win his next fight
my sister found a school picture of me at like 7 years old and i was such a cute kid what happened lmao
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MY FAVORITE TYPE OF REPLIES TO MY FUCKING UR MOM POSTS IS THE GENUINE REPLIES "MY MOM IS AWFUL YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER" I GET.
THESE POSTS ARE SATIRE, I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHO UR MOM IS AND IM PROBABLY NOT FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL MOM. HOPE THIS HELPS
I MISS THE YEAR 2008
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THEY GOT ME ON ONE OF THOSE GLASS CANDLES THEY SELL AT THE VALLARTA
mobius self suck
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PATRON SAINT OF COMING OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE AT 2AM WITH A LIT CIGARETTE IN MY MOUTH
they/he 25. bi
- dont reply to me followers only if we arent mutuals
- dont dm me unprompted if we arent mutuals or at least acquainted
- white ppl dont joke about my name. i dont give a fuck about hunter s thompson
Joined Jul 2020
