greetings monads, this is today's monads guardian
your monads guardian for the day is : goat, the goat goat
rise and shine, monads. today the guardian is these bovines.
today we have a special guardian. gloria la riva for president 2020! #imwithher #getoutthevote
your guardian for the day is: motherfuckin froppy!!!
Salutations, today we have a special guardian. Meet, Reginald.
your guardian for the day is cobra starship's gang symbol: Fangs up!
today we have a very special guardian: hannibal barca back from the dead!
bleu cheese
today the guardian is a 5 foot diameter block of bleu cheese. yeah i don't understand it either.
today we have famed british journalist edward siddons himself guarding us!
your guardian for today: the final fantasy lesbians (daggers lesbian and warhammer lesbian)
back from the dead we have Massasoit of the Wamapanoag as our guardian!
this russian kitty named Dymka lost its legs due to extreme frostbite...well it just got fitted with titanium prosthetics. welcome our new cyborg kitty guardian to monads.online
@georgespolitzer hi reggie wassup
@georgespolitzer fuck this, i reject this guardian
@georgespolitzer (quickly deleting all my posts with Carthago delenda est) cool
@georgespolitzer this is extremely cute and i'm glad they're holding hands but boy i wish the artist had actually made ryne and her gf look their ages instead of aged up.... it's pretty jarring when in-game she's clearly 14 or so
@georgespolitzer omg he got abs
@georgespolitzer want to touch the CYBERBEANS
I can just imagine the little *plinkplinkplink* of it on the tile floor
your guardian for the day is this party of satyrs and nymphs . hopefully they stop partying and get to guarding soon...