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hey its rico! i'm on monads now. still the weirdo you grew to know and love over the past 2 years!

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i think both sides make good points ---pac AND biggie

I just watched a YouTube video for ten minutes and it was a twenty minute video of a guy trying to tell a story about a ten second interaction he had. he stopped and restarted telling the story like a dozen times and kept answering chats dumbass questions . it's astounding how bad at talking and being charismatic the average streamer is

Anyway, back to jokes:

"The Catechism of the Catholic Church," or as I like to call it, the OG fanwiki.

If skinny dipping is swimming with no clothes on, that implies the existence of a mythical fat dip where you jump into the water wearing as many clothes as you can

remember when I made a joke about voting cory booker and people got mad at me like "seriously man his track record in newark is no good"

currently bumping some hip hop hip hop real hip hop

declaring my white chick a chingona and getting defederated with by the city of los angeles

"We emphasize this because it is necessary to refute the settler propaganda that Colonial Amerika was built out of a history of struggles “for representative government,” “democratic struggles” or “class struggles,” in which common whites and Afrikans joined together. No one, we note, has yet summoned up the audacity to maintain that the Indians too wished to fight and die for settler “democracy.” Yet that same claim is advanced for Afrikan prisoners (slaves), as though they either had more common interests with their slavemasters, or were more brainwashed. To examine the actual conflicts and conditions under which alliances were reached totally rips apart these lies." - Settlers by J. Sakai

2pac a bamf for opening this album with news coverage of him being shot

guilty gear games have too many words in the title

cw birth control 

the "flowless pill" is what ur mom takes the morning after he visits

Garfield doesn't move his mouth when he talks, but you can hear him. In the comics he uses thought balloons. Canonically, he can project his thoughts directly into your head, making him telepathic

you're sitting on your computer role playing Communism with your online friends while not actually organizing. I'm doing the same thing, but better. We are not the same.

OK I'M GONNA ACTUALLY EXPLAIN HOW BITCOIN WORKS. THE COMPUTER GUESSES STRINGS OF BITS THAT ARE N BITS LONG TO CLAIM A COIN. THAT'S IT. IT'S JUST YELLING RANDOM NUMBERS AND WHEN IT GETS ONE RIGHT IT UNLOCKS A COIN. PEOPLE ACT LIKE IT'S SOME REALLY ADVANCED SHIT BUT YOUR COMPUTER IS BASICALLY YELLING "UHHHHH IS THE ANSWER 32" AND THE IS LIKE "NO" AND THEN YOUR COMPUTER IS LIKE "UHHHHH IS THE ANSWER 33"

one thing i've learned this past week: baja california had an absolutely kickass pop punk scene before the border closed up. people would see shows in LA and socal and then go home, the american bands would influence bands in the scenes in tijuana and mexicali and they'd then tour socal too

im this nerd getting red nude and mad that someone did an unboxing video without due deference twitter.com/monikbht/status/13

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