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imagine saying "dear me, I think I'm becoming a god," and then getting diarrhea so bad that u die

@geet of all the absolutely hilarious last words attributed to emperors, "I think I'm becoming a god" and "an emperor should die standing" followed by shitting themself to death is an all timer

@geet "I'm dying from shitting too hard, maybe I should stand up"

@geet I had a baseball coach who said he became a born again Christian when he got what sounded like dysentery. He was puking and shitting his brains out for days and then saw an angel. I bet he did

@InternetEh @geet nothing will convince you there is a god like uhhhh shitting your ass out

@a_rock @geet you are gonna hallucinate something. You need liquids.

@geet I believe the reading here is that Vespasian was making a joke about the deification of Emperors after their death. The irony is in the proclamation not in the outcome.

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