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hey yall im hosting a watch party for my uncle's show Man vs. History on the 20th in the Penis (1965) discord server

discord.gg/RPVCtQ9g

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like this post and i might go through your profile for a little bit and boost some of your toots

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@geet he's stolen my bit and for this he needs to be destroyed

davie504 is italian and therefore should not be a respected bass player

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after that there's like 47 pages about textile manufacturing

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in the communist manifesto groucho marks writes "and there will be comedians in cars getting coffee. and that is when communism will be achieved"

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MAN VS HISTORY SHOULD DO A MASTODON META EPISODE

THERES NO ONE ON MASTODON. EVERY DAY I LOG IN AND POST TO A BLANK TIMELINE, AND THEN MY POSTS DISAPPEAR BECAUSE NO ONE IS ON HERE, INCLUDING MYSELF

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spiderman, goatse 

(bangs desk) get me pictures of spiderman's gaping anus

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there’s nothing in the rulebook saying a comedian can’t drive!

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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY VOICE: WHAT DOES THE GOAT SEE

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DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JAY PEG IS? I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF A GOD DANG GOATSE

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I FEEL LIKE SPECIFYING THAT THERES NUDITY IN THE ORIGINAL GOATSE IS PRETTY IMPORTANT FOR THOSE WHO ARENT FAMILIAR

NUDITY; HERES A MIRROR OF THE ORIGINAL GOATSE FOR THOSE WHO ARENT FAMILIAR 

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OH HEY I HAVENT BOOSTED GOATSE 9/11 IN A WHILE

IM JUST PLANTING MY PINKY FINGER ON THE SHIFT BUTTON BECAUSE IT MAKES EACH CAPITAL LETTER FEEL MORE INTENSE

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ALL CAPS POSTING CAPS LOCK VS HOLDING SHIFT

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