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As I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams I found myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin, brother - HH

i can tell landlords arent bullied enough because they keep posting videos on tik tok of them evicting people. fucking useless ghouls deserve a noose

[sheriff voice] the only good boy.... is a fem boy

imagine if they madea "borat 2" would that be fucked up or what

gettin all my buddys in a virtual conference room together so we can all be catgirls together

covid quarantine selfies, eye contact, boosts okay but i look sick 

managed to wear clothes today, which is nice

this furthers my theory that any white person that loves to make fun of mumble rap A Little Too Much is a racist

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howd that even happen. probly the same way incels are trying to use future in memes

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tell middle/high school me finding out about the wonton soup video that based would become a nazi dog whistle

WE DID IT FOLKS, I'VE GOT BLOCKED FOR THIS BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. 100/100 BOOSTS, #StarwallsDad PICTURE HAS FINALLY GONE "VIRAL". WILL THE #StarwallPromise BE FULLFILLED? ONLY LIFE WILL TELL, THANK Y'ALL FOR PLAYING ONCE AGAIN IN THE MASTOGAME CALLED "PEER PRESSURE".

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