my boss just described a pyramid scheme to me as his new affiliate program how are u doing?

@geesehoward ear infection ow but also our apartment just put in a new washer/dryer cus our old one screamed so I think we’re net positive

@geesehoward I had a CEO one time whose big idea was to re-invent LinkedIn. Like he even phrased it in those terms

@geesehoward today I learned that when us employees meet the bullshit sales goals my boss gets a bonus

@geesehoward she's currently 15 mins late and counting to interview someone

Sign in to participate in the conversation is a place for friends