he/him @evan currently throwing a bowling ball backwards into the crowd
@zorotl @Em @pyxis scott is the schlemiel and rob is the schlimazel
@kiosk when I was 12 years old I went to a Q & A with bertrand blier and asked some elaborate intellectual question and he called me a nerd. this is my joker origin story
wow. my status as prophet confirmed once again
damn! turns out michel foucault (1818-1883) invented liberal identity politics
saw someone i havent seen in at least two years. he has a mullet now. not a good one
if you couldn’t get anything done today: it’s OK! remember that hustle culture is toxic. it’s perfectly valid to continue steeping in the large pot of water on my stove as it slowly warms up, turning you into a savory broth
i made a fun quiz
I’m the real Rivers Cuomo
looked up the weezer song pink triangle for a bit and uh
@galaxybrain if i was in the star wars and i heard about the theme park, i would be sick
spent gladiator 2 may be my favorite mountain goats song as long as you ignore the verse he wrote about how the kulaks were brave heroes
if star wars was real they would probably think those movies were pretty fucked up
@galaxybrain @alex how strange, in a sense
(Talking into a disconnected landline) Ugh i'm so sorry babe. Men have such awful communication skills
try not to look too closely at the guys who upload those "one hour of communist music from x country" videos...
@alex @galaxybrain crossover with collodial silver guys???
@galaxybrain The End of In a sense
in a sense,
this PC thought police cancel culture knock out game has gone too far, they got him calling himself Tarzan person now!
does the kanye workout plan actually work
monads.online is a place for friends