Vampire♀️​​Impaler @galaxgal@monads.online

Also, if I don't know you, and reading my posts upsets you, there is a mute button!

If you can't find it, I will use the block button.

Please, do NOT let me know if you think I have done something bad. I have many close friends who already do this because my posts suck ass.

Use the report button and if it's truly bad the mods will all drive to my house and beat me up.

Hello. I've resolved the follow request list.

From now on, please don't follow request if we haven't interacted in the past.

This will result in an immediate block and you won't get to see whatever great post beckoned you toward my account any more!

if you use 'autism' as a derogatory i reserve the right to knock your head off with a baseball bat

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY CYBERBRAIN INTO THE SLOT. ITS E.Y.E. DIVINE CYBERMANCY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EXPERIENCING MY CYCLES OF GUILT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIMANAH. I DO EVERY MISSION AND I DO EVERY MISSION ON NIGHTMARE INVASION. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY KILLED THEIR MENTOR BUT ARE NOT HIS MURDERER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY TEMPLE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE ARCHIVES CAN STILL BE JIAN SCUM. AND IVE LEARNED EVERY FACET OF THE OCTUPLE EQUILIBRIUM AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY MISSIONS LESS LONELY BY USING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING TUTORIAL AND EPILOGUE EVERY MORNING. THEN I CRY

shut the hell up and hire a dominatrix already

lounging seductively in a huge bowl, fully nude, pouring ladlefulls of broth all over my naked body

foist your nightmares onto me. i dont care

somewhere in Duskwall, Lord Musk begins his scheme to steal and study Challenger

HUGE. AN AUTONOMOUS, SELF DRIVING VEHICLE

my fav thing was when alice, observing, heard me describe something my character did in the past as part of scheming and went "you can just DO THAT??"

blades in the dark slaps so fucking hard i finally get how this game works and i love it

heh, emily implying she has sadistic ways left

Actually that's a lie, some Spongebob episodes are actually funnier as an adult

And personally I think a high quality children's cartoon, like a really good one, ages up well with you. Like I'd still watch Courage or Dexter's Lab for non-nostalgia reasons, but probably not Fairly Oddparents or Spongebob

Like there's humor in adventure time that still hits right for me in Adventure Time, there's never been a Steven's Universe clip that I walked away from going "I should watch more of that"

really the only reason I don't like Steven Universe is because it's a show for literal children and I don't feel like it gracefully ages with you like other shows for literal children

YES, EVEN -- ESPECIALLY -- FOR WIZARDS OF THE FEMININE PERSUASION

THEY'RE DICKS, WIZARD TOWERS ARE DICKS

update: I seduced her

seduce a struggling artist's model? don't mind if I do

farmville for goths

numberchasers sometimes chase different numbers. for instance, you might try to optimize your echoes per action in fallen london. me, i'm optimizing my bpc (bitches per candle)

in the discworld mud we refer to players as 'womblers' and 'numberchasers'.

a wombler is someone who just ambles around and does what they think is interesting without really knowing whats going on. a numberchaser is exactly what it sounds like and will tell you the optimal way to do anything in the game

https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/galaxgal here you all go. insinuate me into your pyramid schemes. your multi level candle makings. your lascivious scandals

it's fine. no one's gonna be upset about it. but it feels like taking an L