bimbotomo main @galaxgal@monads.online

if you use 'autism' as a derogatory i reserve the right to knock your head off with a baseball bat

any bottoms wanna buy me this? idk pretend it's a findom thing https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/10048/Echidna+Tea+Party+Ver.html

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY CYBERBRAIN INTO THE SLOT. ITS E.Y.E. DIVINE CYBERMANCY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EXPERIENCING MY CYCLES OF GUILT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIMANAH. I DO EVERY MISSION AND I DO EVERY MISSION ON NIGHTMARE INVASION. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY KILLED THEIR MENTOR BUT ARE NOT HIS MURDERER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY TEMPLE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE ARCHIVES CAN STILL BE JIAN SCUM. AND IVE LEARNED EVERY FACET OF THE OCTUPLE EQUILIBRIUM AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY MISSIONS LESS LONELY BY USING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING TUTORIAL AND EPILOGUE EVERY MORNING. THEN I CRY

shut the hell up and hire a dominatrix already

Bluetooth enabled penis.

the keys feel nice too

yeah the new laptop rocks. it's not super powerful but it's smooth for general computing and has a nice screen

MY BARD: "I'm here to learn how to be a good person."
ME: immediately rolls Deception in roll20

i'm a better witch than anyone on witches.live

hmmm.

all right this is actually kinda amusing

do ben shapiro fans routinely buy maid costumes?

what about my purchase history of laptops, purses, pill organizers, and sex toys got to do with amazon thinking I want a ben shapiro e-book. like seriously?

my half of the freaky friday scenario is spent going "UWEH" every time my code fails and all my coworkers are glaring at me

trading noises with alice for a day as part of some kind of like, aesops fable scenario, where we both end up wanting to go back to the status quo at the end

this is AMAZING

oh god i ate dinner and I feel AMAZING

my friend @EmptyLullaby makes epic gaming noises and I'm almost jealous until I remember my laughing noises

i knew spacetwinks. guy was like more or less uninterestingly marketably queer and hung out with other blandly marketably queer people

just dumping whole stacks of anticommunist propoganda in the trash

trashing newspapers that have cubaganda headlines ​

maybe i'll play genshin impact again. i do wish there was a way to enjoy this game without the Live Service Infrastructure but the actual content looks like it only gets better with time

apparently there's a whole questline where the main character thinks she's about to Get Some because of how thirsty everyone is acting

every time @ohtorifightclub gets to a cutscene depicting a new character who isn't like, Old or an Extra, they make sure to let you know that they Fuck