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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY CYBERBRAIN INTO THE SLOT. ITS E.Y.E. DIVINE CYBERMANCY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EXPERIENCING MY CYCLES OF GUILT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIMANAH. I DO EVERY MISSION AND I DO EVERY MISSION ON NIGHTMARE INVASION. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY KILLED THEIR MENTOR BUT ARE NOT HIS MURDERER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY TEMPLE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE ARCHIVES CAN STILL BE JIAN SCUM. AND IVE LEARNED EVERY FACET OF THE OCTUPLE EQUILIBRIUM AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY MISSIONS LESS LONELY BY USING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING TUTORIAL AND EPILOGUE EVERY MORNING. THEN I CRY

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shut the hell up and hire a dominatrix already

doing an absolutely big own on the golden witch by waking up alive in the morning

finally. the jester is going to play ai dungeon for me

sigh ok who sent vinny another hypnokink game and claimed it was "horror"

like sorry i don't care how bad of 'a look' it is. i will swordfight anita sarkeesian in the rose garden over her shitty bayonetta take

a lot of noise gets made about fascists being mad at anita sarkeesian, because Americans love platforming fascists, but i also dont know a single queer feminist who actually liked her. its bizarre.

louder, for those in the back:

"anime avatars are sus" is the neoliberal obsession with style over substance

just so you all know I WILL use the mod that model swaps the space dwarves with like touhous or whatever if i see one

the existence of a "monads discord" implies the existence of "monads harmony"

legit question, how enjoyable is deeprock solo and how much effort is it to get up to the fancy high level stuff thats out

people who think cum is appealing are alien to me. if reincarnation is real i feel like i gotta reincarnate into one at least once so my soul can understand that one

can i polease have $125 so that i can enter the next Marketplace of Ideas. i didnt know there was a cover fee

this is important because in fe6's first 5~10 maps, if you make an unsafe play with anyone not named Marcus, they will instantly explode.

i like how they convey that he's over the hill but still a badass, and also, he lets you be rowdy as fuck in the early game

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i think fe6 marcus is the best gba jeigan in terms of game design. unfortunately, he might be in the worst gba fe for new players

society has progressed past the need for max level stat averages and intsys decided to give us an fe hard mode with no jeigan and ambush spawns

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then again i guess part of this stems from the fact that fire emblems are a bit too well-understood now.

suckers in 2007 thought fe7 marcus was bad and that fe8 trainee units were good at all

"jeigans are too weak so using them at all feels like a punishment" [3 games later] "here are Seth and Titania, units so powerful you are insane not to field them"

i'm just thinking about this. like. it's not like Pokemon where the games are too baby. it's more like... every problem fire emblems have is over-addressed in cycles

imagine if one day they made a balanced fire emblem

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