Foggy=1 @foggy@monads.online
I've got a licensing deal with Kenny Beats for all my posts so you have to say "Woah Kenny!" before you read each one.
Joined Jan 2020
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James Cheese?? On Staten Island we called him Jimmy Mootzadel. We'd make pizza jokes about his mother before going down to the ferry to keep an exact count of the ethnics coming and going.
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~* mask off whistle loop plays in the background *~ land back, fuck it, land back
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Despite the reports about that monads user (me), I am patently not anti-semiotics. I love Charles Sanders Peirce.
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what you all don't know is dank uses some of his valuable time to compile all the reports of monads users and goes over our results with us and gives us a social score, which I really appreciate (as a tankie)
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"The McGangbang is the alienated essence of man's labor and life; and this alien essence dominates him as he worships it." - Karl Marx, Capital vol 4
Amazing thing about the GameStop stock is that it reveals how big money can just manipulate stocks to try to get lesser actors to make moves. The initial dip was literally a manipulation to make the redditors sell lmao
Isn't it just kincineroar
There is actual discussion among financial people in power about whether put options -- bets against a stocks price wherein you absorb limitless losses if you're wrong -- are even riskier than normal because consumer investors (redditors) keep inflating the prices of known-shorted stocks like GameStop and Tesla. Almost every high profile stock that's been shorted by major hedge funds recently has increased lmao
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IN A TIGER BUT ALSO FIRE AND I WRESTLE
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still playing smush with melissa https://www.twitch.tv/melissasage
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petitioning eugen to ban britishness from mastodon
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i'm.... im alice
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I hear about gun seizures at airports and it boggles my fucking mind. Imagine thinking you can take a gun in there? I feel like I'm going to get pulled aside for tweets I made on a deleted account and these people are carrying guns.
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If you are a member of a new wave of posters, I want to assure you that I will work hard to keep my content just as incomprehensible and alienating to you, the viewing public, as it is to my inner circle of mutuals. This is the Colophon Promise.
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whenever someone says they don't know what the fuck the pervert shit i'm talking about is
The shit happening with the gamestop stock is amazing, because it's possible that major hedge funds AND a bunch of redditors are going to end up eating shit
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i am the Sapphic Giraffic of mastodon
sudon't hack me bro
you tellin' me a cloud hosted this hentai
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Mobile, Free Software, LibreM
My LibreM just arrived.
Long story short, this thing is so thick and heavy as to not be usable as a phone, period.
I hate to say it, but this thing is a joke- a very expensive joke.
I read about all the problems Purism had, and what a disaster it was internally, but the finished product is even less of a viable product than the Neo Freerunner.
The PinePhone is too slow to use, but at least it has the appearance of a normal phone.
I've got a licensing deal with Kenny Beats for all my posts so you have to say "Woah Kenny!" before you read each one.
Joined Jan 2020
