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~* mask off whistle loop plays in the background *~ land back, fuck it, land back

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Despite the reports about that monads user (me), I am patently not anti-semiotics. I love Charles Sanders Peirce.

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This guy FUCSS

Free Unencumbered [by Nazis] Closed Source Software

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what you all don't know is dank uses some of his valuable time to compile all the reports of monads users and goes over our results with us and gives us a social score, which I really appreciate (as a tankie)

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"The McGangbang is the alienated essence of man's labor and life; and this alien essence dominates him as he worships it." - Karl Marx, Capital vol 4

I don't know if the average person has ever been evicted or know someone who's been evicted or has witnessed an eviction, but it's so easy. That shit just happens. And the line between having somewhere to go and having nowhere to go is so fucking razor thin.

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The creator of the Zig programming is getting evicted by his dipshit landlord because of the filming of Shrill Season 3, what the fuck youtube.com/watch?v=BGYUAgXR8Y

Story:

I was put in charge of Toys for Christmas one year.

And the Saturday before Christmas that year, it was right after open. I still had a giant pile of toys to put away, but I had them in a very nice and neat pile next to the aisle's.

SO

this 8 year old comes BARRELLING in, and SLAMS into said pile.

Mom ran up to me and started SCREAMING AT ME. and continued to do so for FIFTEEN MINUTES. About how it was somehow MY fault that her child ran into my pile of toys that was out of the way.

She also screamed at me that if her child was any younger, I would have killed her child, and therefore would be a Baby Killer.

My boss overheard that, cried laughing, and made that my name.

I won Employee of the Month for the next months and he made sure to put Baby Killer on the wall. And that would be the only thing he would yell over the walkie talkies and shit.

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Shut the fuck up Buck omg. Gonzalez having an amazing postseason AND they got them to waste Choi, this is stellar managing.

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I don't think Joe Buck is a bad announcer, but I don't think he watches baseball very closely, and it's frustrating. For instance, May was all over the place and leaving balls over the plate. I'm in my apartment shouting about it and Buck is shocked when he comes out of the game.

You know, I frequently question whether it can get more ridiculous, and I further question whether or not it's even valuable to consider this silliness on the realatively non-sliding scale of fascist awfulness; however, I submit this to you: what the fuck slate.com/news-and-politics/20

Fallout 3 GOTY posting 

Got to Rivet City to get the Int bobblehead, so I've got one stat maxed. Trying to do a stat-maxed playthrough. Think I might head straight for patch content since I don't have to do anything on the mainland until like... level 12 I think?

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re: Fallout 3 GOTY posting 

It's jarring because you do character creation during the birth scene, but they wait until you're one to change his face, when they could change it right there.

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Fallout 3 GOTY posting 

So, I made my character Black, which I tend not to like doing for hopefully obvious reasons, but the variety of white faces in the character creation is awful. Anyway, the opening birth sequence is the typical white Liam Neeson father delivering you, but then in the actual game, my dad is suddenly also Black lmao

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