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Marx: "In summary, how about you 'material' me some bitches."
Engels: "This needs some editing."

James Cheese?? On Staten Island we called him Jimmy Mootzadel. We'd make pizza jokes about his mother before going down to the ferry to keep an exact count of the ethnics coming and going.

~* mask off whistle loop plays in the background *~ land back, fuck it, land back

Despite the reports about that monads user (me), I am patently not anti-semiotics. I love Charles Sanders Peirce.

what you all don't know is dank uses some of his valuable time to compile all the reports of monads users and goes over our results with us and gives us a social score, which I really appreciate (as a tankie)

Started shouting about a chess position I saw in an episode of Friends, Ross is a moron

New Yugioh game for Nintendo 3ds that plays out the historical events of January 6th where Yugi is Nancy Pelosi and Kaiba is the Jamiroquai looking guy who stormed the capitol.

Joss Whedon?? I thought it was Joss Weebin’, this makes more sense

Calling an emergency meeting of the Knights of Columbus to discuss the “ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli” line from SpongeBob

Colophon notes from the field #237: “Been working on a song parody of ‘Rocket Man’ that’s about the human pet guy for about two months now, on and off. Mostly having trouble keeping it to a single verse.”

Because I apparently only want to get through two movies all year, I’m watching Hamaguchi’s “Happy Hour” which is over five hours long

One of our friends was apparently on a season of America’s next top model lmfao so we’re watching that season, it’s only kind of weird