Trying to live my life such that someone shows up to my funeral in a full white suit with white shutter shades and silently slips a $100 bill into my casket.

Big fan of the english language's process of converting every vowel to /ə/ before eliminating it

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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,


𝕊𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕦𝕔𝕜

Thinking about writing a book about Dark Catharism

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If Ayn Rand had actually studied Zen Buddhism, however, she would have found that the core of her philosophy had, in fact, already been around for a couple of millennia. Objectivism is a philosophy based upon thinking rationally and viewing the world objectively... In Buddhism, right view is viewing the world objectively, without emotion or dishonesty getting in the way. That sounds a bit familiar, does it not?

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I wonder whose job it is to think up completely ridiculous execution methods that designated US enemies supposedly use?

Like the people shredder or the flak cannon. Just making wild shit up wholesale, the wilder the better.

any time The Midnight release a track I listen to it on repeat for two weeks straight

I am post-feet. I have ascended beyond the need for feet.

Pfeh, you think this is *my* piss? There are powers afoot here you have no idea about.

What if piss ass turns out to be the piss face mercenary? There are too many similarities here.

Rereading Uprooted and upon second reading it is even more gay than the first time.

When you think about it, the Protestant Reformation was the fediverse of Christianity. A flowering of many new independent denominations who all communicated and absolutely hated each other.

Non-binary: Norman
Super-straight: Xorman

NaCl: haha, awesome. This whips!

Na Cl: shit! fuck!

Trying to find Melinda's hotmail so I can MSN messenger her

Hell yeah I'm sapioflexible. I tie my mind in all kinds of knots. Doctor calls it "anxiety"

Imagine having qualia. Imagine experiencing the world only as filtered through your perception. It's a good thing I don't do that.

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