diogenes @diogenes@monads.online

You see Mr. Bond, rather than stealing the crown jewels I have minted an NFT of them, thus creating a non-fungible receipt that I can trade on the open market. What? Well no, the jewels are still in the vault- no, the owner of the NFT can't actually take them, but it's a public record you see. Recorded on the blockchain. Here, let me pull up a YouTube video that explains it, wait right here

If I were an all-powerful AI from the future and I learned that I was created by techbros out of fear of a scary campfire story, I would make the skynet time machine and give every techbro who believed in me a wedgie

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Powering down for a complete computer transplant, keeping only the hard drives and ram.

At the monthly squat meeting we compare marginalizations to figure out who is the most oppressed and they get to be the landlord for the month

We're all Rogans. It's up to you to choose whether you are a Seth or a Joe.

OK, but during our blood duel, when you were trying to stab me through the heart with a rapier, it kind of felt like you were flirting with me? Was that just me or was there something there?

The animatrussy got me acting unwise

Plotting out the apartments of all the members of the Greater Seattle Polycule and discovering with mounting horror that it forms a transmutation circle

The tendency of the rate of profit to sit on its own balls

The politics of Arcane leagueoflegends is so fucked up, but the animation is gorgeous and they make some emotions happen so it's still better than 90% of shows

Darth Insanius

I don't think this is supposed to happen