Joe Stalin 1917 🇰🇵🇮🇷🇵🇸 🇨🇺 @deathtoamerica@monads.online

@deathtoamerica crufts for kaiju

@finn@surfin.dog im always saying this

leave me to my evil and sexy affairs

the pacific rim sea is salty because of all the kaiju cum

kaiju ding-dong admirer

ahhh thanks roko's basilisk, that was some great head you gave me. uh, you can stop sucking now basilisk. basilisk? please stop sucking. please s

im sorting the minecraft chests by colour again because this is the only objectively correct way to sort your minecraft chests

100% there's an in-universe black market for kaiju cum as an aphrodisiac (and apéritif)

when they kill the kaiju the piss is siphoned out and stored to be inserted into the suits

try saying no to del toro demanding you include piss in the script. it's impossible

garglegarglegargle

you'll wear your piss-filled helmet, cadet, and like it

hey babe wanna see my pacific rim

@byttyrs optimizing my opinion-having build by becoming a singularitarian, pascals wager for the new millennium

sometimes "objectively the best" has a clear meaning (from context) that is provable, i.e., that no substantially different thing can be objectively better or that any substantially different thing is objectively worse

that's almost always going to be a situation where "best" means "optimal" and, honestly, "why didn't your joke 'objective' take have statistics and science backing it up" guys can't be trusted with the word optimal either. you still have to define what optimal means and for what terms,

and treating literary/media criticism as being the same kind of discourse as, say, a video on the 'most optimal' build in a video game is. uh. [gestures depressedly] god how awful

"objectivity" is an aesthetic, easily achieved by slapping statistics, science, Facts and Logic onto your judgment of which Yugioh series is the best. what do you mean "objectively the best" is 'intrinsically a joke'? firstable women don't tell jokes because they aren't funny, so jot that down,