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I am sure other people have given this tip here, just reupping it so you know (and also I am on team fuck paywalls and fuck intellectual property). Here is a page that helps you read articles under a paywall for free: outline.com/

podcast where we watch anime and talk about it but we Only watch episodes that people say are filler and you should skip

@finn ok, for the good guys, I guess the suits can jack them off, but what stimulates the Kaiju? The inherent eroticism of the sea?! Do they still let the monster fuckers go to the beach in this universe!? Does a horny Kaiju drag kelp?!

the pacific rim sea is salty because of all the kaiju cum

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ahhh thanks roko's basilisk, that was some great head you gave me. uh, you can stop sucking now basilisk. basilisk? please stop sucking. please s

im sorting the minecraft chests by colour again because this is the only objectively correct way to sort your minecraft chests

100% there's an in-universe black market for kaiju cum as an aphrodisiac (and apรฉritif)

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when they kill the kaiju the piss is siphoned out and stored to be inserted into the suits

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try saying no to del toro demanding you include piss in the script. it's impossible

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you'll wear your piss-filled helmet, cadet, and like it

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there was a period of my life where I wanted to be a backcountry emt as a career. I've gotten to know myself a little better amd that actually sounds kinda hellish. but doing volunteer search and rescue might scratch that itch without ruining me psychologically. and with some training I think the pup would be well suited as well.

just don't even read this. I have "clarify shit that doesn't need to be clarified" brain disease and it's not interesting or funny 

@byttyrs optimizing my opinion-having build by becoming a singularitarian, pascals wager for the new millennium

just don't even read this. I have "clarify shit that doesn't need to be clarified" brain disease and it's not interesting or funny 

sometimes "objectively the best" has a clear meaning (from context) that is provable, i.e., that no substantially different thing can be objectively better or that any substantially different thing is objectively worse

that's almost always going to be a situation where "best" means "optimal" and, honestly, "why didn't your joke 'objective' take have statistics and science backing it up" guys can't be trusted with the word optimal either. you still have to define what optimal means and for what terms,

and treating literary/media criticism as being the same kind of discourse as, say, a video on the 'most optimal' build in a video game is. uh. [gestures depressedly] god how awful

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"objectivity" is an aesthetic, easily achieved by slapping statistics, science, Facts and Logic onto your judgment of which Yugioh series is the best. what do you mean "objectively the best" is 'intrinsically a joke'? firstable women don't tell jokes because they aren't funny, so jot that down,

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