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they say i'm a hard ass admin but i let rico have an account on here even though they have terrible gaming opinions 100% of the time because of my benevolence and open mindedness

you see, watching people get owned by random bullshit is funny, but playing the person getting owned by random bullshit is not funny, so obviously the way to design that game is make a bunch of zany characters and challenges and then the player audience does sports betting on them

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i dont know how you make a game based on takeshi's castle boring but the top minds of game development found a way

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i wont play fall guys for free, they would have to pay me to play that game

*software developer voice* the current strongest economy in the world is a relatively poor nation

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smh to the haters. i would pay dankwraith to go have a little ice cream treat

ume does not like the thunder and is hiding under the bed

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Ohhhhh look at me I'm a jazz guitarist ohhhhh I know all the extended chords ohhhhhh I'm so good at theory FUKC YOU

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payeing dank three 3 million dollares to put an ad on every monads post that says fcuk teh tankiyes

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my proposal: instead of reporting, you can challenge for the right to have a user suspended. the host instance can opt to leave the user to fend for themselves, or appoint a 'champion'

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hey, little tip from me to you. steer clear of this covid malarkey. it sucks!

me yesterday: haven't seen a thunderstorm in a while

me at 3AM: woken up by thunder

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nearly 50% of people are women. I think that says a lot about how far we’ve come as a society.

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