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generally speaking my advice to young people who are interested in exploring art criticism is to select which media you consume based solely on what makes you feel sexy and cool to know about

I heard there are tankies patrolling the Red Forest. Stay safe STALKER!

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proud to announce the new novel "The Bell Curve", written under my nom de plume, Homer Phobia. in which our detective must foil a nefarious plan to install halal tap water in every women's bathroom

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I keep having dreams set in giant, labyrinthine houses. Two of them that reoccur from one dream to the next . I never know where I am inside them, sometimes I'm looking for something and sometimes I'm just wandering, but im never worried, the feelings of the dreams range from neutral to wonder/contentment

Owl told me there's a CW META coming in about 9 hours. Stay safe STALKERS!

We need someone to clear out a Monolith camp north of Yanov Station. Are you up for it STALKER?

Saw a DUTY guy get ripped apart by a pseudogiant. Couldn't be me!

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hey there STALKER. it’s bitter cold. how bout we back our wagons up to each other for warmth in the night.

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I found Poopoo McPeePee dead from blood loss around the southern part of Jupiter. HIs dick got chopped off by an anomaly and he bled out.

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I bet Sakharov will give me a good price for this Mama's Beads. I could retire!

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Has anyone seen Vinka Pacifist? He's hiding out by the Railroad Bridge. I think someone put a bounty on him.

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Freedom STALKER in Great Swamps posted: A "Salamander" style suit is the best thing I got off his body. I'm not even going to complain about it

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HAH, THIS POOR FOOL WAS CARRYING A 3% CONDITION SKORPION. YOU WONT BE NEEDING THAT ANYMORE FRIED

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I have 3000 RUBLES for the next motherfucker who wants to walk all the way to Outskirts to look at my asshole

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slipped on a banana peel and experienced a blowout on my back

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It's a cold night out in the Zone... hope I don't have to sleep outside again. they say there's a blowout coming.

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A ha! You won't be needing this TOZ-66 (Rusty) anymore. Thank you, friend.

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