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Epistemiology? All i need is epic stem ology

That’s me in the corner
That’s me with my pants off
Learning sex positions

all knowledge can be represented by symbols-kun *semantics-chan sneaks up behind me with a hammer and bonks me on the head* nani????

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Peak mastodon is when someone dmd a lady on here saying her liking big dicks is Ableist against microdick havers

*the data scrapers are all gathered around a computer puzzling over something. they mutter to each other and scribble on little notepads.*

/cut to the computer screen/

pizza @ goblin.camp, 11/5/19, 9:04pm
"just nudded a monster load"
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now that i am not crushed by holiday ennui and gdq is over i think i will stream a stream tonight

my goal is to be the hideaki anno of game programming

probably gonna turn on auth fetch mode this weekend. apologies in advance to the 2000 5-user libertarian shithead pleroma instances that will be affected by this

getting shadowbanned from the Lego™ forums for posting instructions on how to build your own bad dragon dildo

all knowledge can be represented by symbols-kun *semantics-chan sneaks up behind me with a hammer and bonks me on the head* nani????

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someone tried to tell me that in the future programming will be easier because machine learning will be able to automatically transpile programming languages and i laughed out loud in their face

*dumbass voice* in the future, machine learning will be able to accomplish tasks like "not tripping over its own dick constantly"

•Bernie voice• it is unconscionable that in the year 2020 women are still only defrauding 57 cents to the man’s dollar

what would be some good things for a game over screen to say. i have a bigass text file of these from nullpointer but i want to refresh it.

some favorites from "game-overs.txt" include:

"TRY AGAIN WITH GREATER KNOWLEDGE. ABSOLVE YOURSELF OF FAILURE."

"YOUR DEFEAT IS BUT A MISSTEP IN A GRANDER DESIGN"

"YOU ARE FREE OF TORMENT. REJOICE."

"LIFE STOPPAGE IN VIDEOGAME WORLD"

"YOU TRIED AND I'M PROUD OF YOU"

beta reduction is the process by which an incel becomes a Chad

i think im getting buff because i flexed for my gf and she yelled

food 

i dont really want to go to work tomorrow but also my team is gonna buy me vegan mapo tofu after our shift, so ive got that going for me

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