dankcember @dankwraith@monads.online
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i code and design video games and digital art things
The Last Civic Imagineer
i have a cat named Ume
Joined Mar 2019
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@j997922 Best Food's Asexual Mayonnaise is stirring much discourse on the condiment forums
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hellmann’s pride month rebrand “gaymans” causes outrage among the straight sandwich community
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@garfiald i have something to say about bach. he whips ass. he could hit my bach walls
@wintgenstein its fine if a woke radical feminist bullies me for acting feminine instead of a schoolyard bully
@wintgenstein its really cool that feminism liberated us all so now we are doing cultural appropriation if we dont fit in to our Determined Gender
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boobs > Andy Warhol’s “Campbell's Soup Cans”
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I appreciate Bob Ross for giving me the phrase "bravery test" to describe doing something that ought to be personally rewarding, but is also way scary and intimidating and looks like it might fuck everything up.
halo reach is still really good, remember when shooters had level design lmao
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completely legitimate take if you prefer the psp translation of symphony of the night where the translators didn't just make shit up and the dracula voice actor was not 200% committed to the role you have no soul and are not welcome in my domain
@uncletrunks i would take weird sincere charm over quirky dialogue and complete lack of art direction any day
jer is the undisputed king of mastodon
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If I was in a horror movie, and the killer was slowly walking toward me with a knife, I'd just kick him in the balls and run away screaming, "Fuck you, dude!"
@j997922 holy shit i was literally just thinking about how you hadn't been around for a whole
Admin
i code and design video games and digital art things
The Last Civic Imagineer
i have a cat named Ume
Joined Mar 2019
