healyn ordered a pastrami sandwich and they gave him an italian sub instead, but he didnt really mind

@dankwraith healyn asked for a milk at a bar and they kicked him out but he just kind of walked away and muttered something under his breath no one heard

@dankwraith i love when a deli gives me an excuse to consume extra calories

@healyn @dankwraith

That strikes me as a winning business model.

I want a deli where I can go in and ask for something responsible like "A plain turkey sandwich" or "a vegetable wrap", and then they wink and give me the greasy foot-long sandwich abomination that I REALLY wanted.

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