cyclists should be allowed to shoot cars with a gun when they aggressively pass with less than a foot of room, that way when some dickhead in a Benz decides he needs to get to his foot spa appointment 0.5 seconds faster two lives will be put in danger instead of one
@dankwraith where would pedestrians dealing with cars cutting them off at crosswalks (turning left or right) score on the "allowed to shoot cars with a gun" scale
@dankwraith do pedestrians also get a cricket bat so when a cyclist blasts through a red light and onto the pavement, two people risk a concussion instead of one
@dankwraith this is allowed actually. you can just do it
@dankwraith this is the spiciest post ive seen all week whoo~!
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