fuck! just put on a cursed amulet and it turned my bones into kitkat bars!!


@pizza gimme a break!! i say as i stub my shin on my bed frame, accidentally snapping it in half with a satisfying crunch

@dankwraith every morning I wake up with mice nibbling at me, trying to get at the sweet marrow that holds my body together

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